eatfirst.bsky.social
@eatfirst.bsky.social
I need that in slow motion!
July 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Agent Collins
June 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’d ask for a refund from the crisis PR consultants.
June 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
🤦🏻‍♂️ The Library of Congress is a repository. It collects every book copyrighted in the US. Authors who want to register their copyright submit a deposit copy. It is a statutory requirement. They don’t select what books they collect.
May 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Wasn’t it (checks notes) much higher and China hasn’t moved? This must be the Art of the Deal I’ve heard so much about.
May 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The Princess Brie
May 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It looks like you stuck a pen into a melted candy. Love it!
April 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When’s the funeral for decency again?
April 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
So sentencing guidelines in El Salvador are like 70 years for jaywalking, 500 for burglary, etc?
April 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I do. Can’t forget it. And Mike Waltz’s gmails!
April 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Narrator: Sean Duffy is afraid.
April 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
44% each on Florin and Guilder? Inconceivable!
April 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
As Bradley Whitfield would say, I think he suffers from an irony deficiency.
March 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
💪🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥
March 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Nice! But staunch Irish Catholics may have something to say about the orange pens…😜
March 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Straight to the bargain bin, right?
March 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Republicans will jam you up every day before September too. Why don’t you try to jam them up today???
March 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My senator is unreachable by phone and has turned off voicemail in all his offices. They don’t even pretend to listen.
March 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I am also his constituent. Not feeling terribly represented.
January 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM