EatMoPig
@eatmopig.bsky.social
Husband, brother, father, son, carnivore, and lover of beer.
Great thing about audiobooks - you can keep both hands on the wheel and eyes on the road while Morgan Freeman tells you a story…
August 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Great thing about audiobooks - you can keep both hands on the wheel and eyes on the road while Morgan Freeman tells you a story…
Beautiful thing about being an adult… you want a birthday cake for dinner? Go for it! The adult part kicks in when you realize that eating an entire cake by yourself is a bad idea…
August 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Beautiful thing about being an adult… you want a birthday cake for dinner? Go for it! The adult part kicks in when you realize that eating an entire cake by yourself is a bad idea…
I’ve said this before… unless you’re indigenous, all Americans can place their lineage into one of three categories - immigrant, refugee, or hostage.
July 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’ve said this before… unless you’re indigenous, all Americans can place their lineage into one of three categories - immigrant, refugee, or hostage.
I am the voice of Knight Industries 2000 microprocessor - KITT, if you prefer.
July 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I am the voice of Knight Industries 2000 microprocessor - KITT, if you prefer.
Well done, Sunderland.
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Well done, Sunderland.
You noticed that too, huh?
June 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You noticed that too, huh?
Technically correct is the best kind of correct!
June 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Technically correct is the best kind of correct!
What happens when you play an old school country record backwards? Your dog comes back, your spouse stops cheating on you, you sober up, and your truck starts running perfectly.
June 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What happens when you play an old school country record backwards? Your dog comes back, your spouse stops cheating on you, you sober up, and your truck starts running perfectly.
Possum on the half shell!
May 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Possum on the half shell!
TBH I’m more concerned about the iPad bolted to the dashboard…
May 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
TBH I’m more concerned about the iPad bolted to the dashboard…
“Rapid unscheduled disassembly”… gotta love engineer-speak. That’s akin to “Sudden de-acceleration trauma”, which in layman’s terms means “I dropped it and now it doesn’t work.”
May 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
“Rapid unscheduled disassembly”… gotta love engineer-speak. That’s akin to “Sudden de-acceleration trauma”, which in layman’s terms means “I dropped it and now it doesn’t work.”
Drive a ‘18 6MT on the daily… got it because I need a truck, but I don’t need a TRUCK, knowwhatImean?
May 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Drive a ‘18 6MT on the daily… got it because I need a truck, but I don’t need a TRUCK, knowwhatImean?
SO DUMB! SO DUMB! SO DUMB!
May 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
SO DUMB! SO DUMB! SO DUMB!
Dammit… Pepsi hurts when you shoot it out of your nose!
May 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Dammit… Pepsi hurts when you shoot it out of your nose!
I say this as a Caucasian - fuckin’ white people…
May 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I say this as a Caucasian - fuckin’ white people…
Goooooood night, everybody!
April 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Goooooood night, everybody!
I mean, the worst thing that could happen is you’d say “no”…
April 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I mean, the worst thing that could happen is you’d say “no”…
Agreed… if it’s paved, race on it. However, on the other side of a painted white line, have a gravel pit or an Armco barrier.
April 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Agreed… if it’s paved, race on it. However, on the other side of a painted white line, have a gravel pit or an Armco barrier.
