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Owlish
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"The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand." Applies so broadly here! 😬
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Regulatory capture, but for journalism
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
No. Love is a top 5 QB in the league this year, and he’s being paid like it. Willis will either sign a reasonable-to-good backup deal with GB to stay next year (unlikely), or he’s going elsewhere for more money and the option to start.
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Points: GB must score some. They’re dominating this game overall, everywhere but turnover ratio and scoreboard.
FINISH YOUR DRIVES WITH POINTS.
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Willis should have taken the 3rd down play into the end zone himself. I didn’t see anyone waiting for him on the replay… 🤷🏻‍♂️
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Immune to introspection AND irony, I see. A terrible combination for them!
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Might have 3-4 multi-player fights to accompany them!
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Way too “clever” for their own good.
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Poor Jan. Neuroqueer is a word for Reasons that you clearly understand - unlike her!
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The "wildly incorrectly" part is not doing NEARLY enough work, despite your valiant efforts.
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by Owlish
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
"Recoiling in the most visceral horror" does not do my reaction justice. Words are insufficient; Munch's Scream has no audio component. Yeet me to the stars - better yet, yeet this and them.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Yep. Social engineering is when you don't realize you're the one being engineered.
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Literally the Simpsons "no its the children who are wrong" meme.
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gods forbid we do some per-capita measurements, we might not be blaming cities enough to please The Boss!
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
A trillion AI monkeys with metaphorical typewriters are not going to make up for, replace, or enhance the creativity of actually creative humans. Computers aren't good at creative endeavors; they're great tools in their niche, but that's all!
STOP. TRYING. TO MAKE. AI. HAPPEN.
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM