emily c g
@ecgeauxch.bsky.social
former internet personality. sharks, warriors, oakland ballers, bills. most things said with an essence of comedy.
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just rolled my most successful burrito this morning for this breakfast burrito 😤😤😤🙏🙏🙏
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
just rolled my most successful burrito this morning for this breakfast burrito 😤😤😤🙏🙏🙏
made that thing everybody online is calling “christmas crack” though growing up it was called cracker candy and was allegedly my best friend’s aunt’s recipe. anyway i haven’t had it in about 10 or 15 years and i am so excited.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
made that thing everybody online is calling “christmas crack” though growing up it was called cracker candy and was allegedly my best friend’s aunt’s recipe. anyway i haven’t had it in about 10 or 15 years and i am so excited.
“chris evans is back as cptn america!!!” he is also 16 years older than his partner 🤮
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“chris evans is back as cptn america!!!” he is also 16 years older than his partner 🤮
my freaking child!!!! 20 week scan went so well 🥹❤️❤️❤️
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
my freaking child!!!! 20 week scan went so well 🥹❤️❤️❤️
can someone tell me why i woke up this morning to discover my cat did something in the night that resulted in a large bald patch on his dumb noggin?
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
can someone tell me why i woke up this morning to discover my cat did something in the night that resulted in a large bald patch on his dumb noggin?
hello i am obsessed with my friends cat
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
hello i am obsessed with my friends cat
why the diet coke santa aint got no teeth
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
why the diet coke santa aint got no teeth
my best buddy was trans. my other best buddy is nonbinary, with a trans partner. so yeah, i care a lot about trans rights and safety. but the thing is, my two best friends don’t need to be trans for me to understand the importance of improving and protecting trans rights.
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
my best buddy was trans. my other best buddy is nonbinary, with a trans partner. so yeah, i care a lot about trans rights and safety. but the thing is, my two best friends don’t need to be trans for me to understand the importance of improving and protecting trans rights.
put ned in fucking prison
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
put ned in fucking prison
ghiradelli made a deal with the devil to make something as delicious as peppermint bark
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ghiradelli made a deal with the devil to make something as delicious as peppermint bark
my camera roll since getting home from a 5 day trip
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
my camera roll since getting home from a 5 day trip
i was very busy in buffalo soaking in the cold and the amazing people we get to spend time with every year at blissmas that i did not share, i passed the halfway point of this pregnancy while there! 20 weeks and some days now, feeling her move every day, and starting to feel her kick on the outside!
December 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i was very busy in buffalo soaking in the cold and the amazing people we get to spend time with every year at blissmas that i did not share, i passed the halfway point of this pregnancy while there! 20 weeks and some days now, feeling her move every day, and starting to feel her kick on the outside!
came home from vacation and while my mom and her husband stayed to watch our cat, they bought us a new microwave, installed a new faucet on our kitchen sink, replaced a towel rack in our bathroom, and replaced our toilet seat and installed a bidet. oh, and also replaced our hummingbird feeder.
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
came home from vacation and while my mom and her husband stayed to watch our cat, they bought us a new microwave, installed a new faucet on our kitchen sink, replaced a towel rack in our bathroom, and replaced our toilet seat and installed a bidet. oh, and also replaced our hummingbird feeder.
gm. that’s lake erie and also canada.
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
gm. that’s lake erie and also canada.
just went on a 4 hour flight where the entire row in front of me, both sides of the aisle, were in LOUD conversation for the entire 4 hours.
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
just went on a 4 hour flight where the entire row in front of me, both sides of the aisle, were in LOUD conversation for the entire 4 hours.
my tummy hurts and i am NOT feeling brave
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
my tummy hurts and i am NOT feeling brave
now that etsy is AI trash slop, where can you easily find small seller’s unique/handmade items?
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
now that etsy is AI trash slop, where can you easily find small seller’s unique/handmade items?
Was on the phone with my dad 10 minutes ago when that quake hit, jesus CHRIST. I am NOT prepared for a big one.
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Was on the phone with my dad 10 minutes ago when that quake hit, jesus CHRIST. I am NOT prepared for a big one.
been feeling baby girl kick every day now. easily the most incredible thing of my entire life.
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
been feeling baby girl kick every day now. easily the most incredible thing of my entire life.
holidays are SOO fun when you and your partner have divorced parents…. and by fun i mean extremely stressful with no time or ability to relax
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
holidays are SOO fun when you and your partner have divorced parents…. and by fun i mean extremely stressful with no time or ability to relax
who out here downvoting my boys tomb
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
who out here downvoting my boys tomb
it was jersey update time
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
it was jersey update time
just bought a travel system for my unborn child. THIS makes it real
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
just bought a travel system for my unborn child. THIS makes it real
I have had to poop all day. Held it since 9:00am. I am so brave.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I have had to poop all day. Held it since 9:00am. I am so brave.
god cant be real cause quentin tarantino should be an incel
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
god cant be real cause quentin tarantino should be an incel