Steve
@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social
Poet, Amateur photographer, and aspiring artificial life form.
This is from an SNL bit…right?
January 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
This is from an SNL bit…right?
This is what most of these guys signed up for. They ENJOY harassing people and scaring the shit out of them.
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is what most of these guys signed up for. They ENJOY harassing people and scaring the shit out of them.
Yeah but that law doesn’t mean a damn thing if there is no one there to enforce it.
January 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Yeah but that law doesn’t mean a damn thing if there is no one there to enforce it.
FLY
Your body could be taken
But nothing could shatter your spirit
Its beauty will dazzle for eternity
And while we remain here
Struggling against our fellow man.
You get to dance among rainbows.
You weren’t meant to get there this early.
Still, I hope it’s everything you dreamed of.
Sail on.
Your body could be taken
But nothing could shatter your spirit
Its beauty will dazzle for eternity
And while we remain here
Struggling against our fellow man.
You get to dance among rainbows.
You weren’t meant to get there this early.
Still, I hope it’s everything you dreamed of.
Sail on.
January 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
FLY
Your body could be taken
But nothing could shatter your spirit
Its beauty will dazzle for eternity
And while we remain here
Struggling against our fellow man.
You get to dance among rainbows.
You weren’t meant to get there this early.
Still, I hope it’s everything you dreamed of.
Sail on.
Your body could be taken
But nothing could shatter your spirit
Its beauty will dazzle for eternity
And while we remain here
Struggling against our fellow man.
You get to dance among rainbows.
You weren’t meant to get there this early.
Still, I hope it’s everything you dreamed of.
Sail on.
Yes. I believe that is exactly what he thinks.
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Yes. I believe that is exactly what he thinks.
Jesus, this really is the dumbest fucking timeline isn’t it?
All we need is DHS to use ”Born in the USA” to complete the Bingo card.
All we need is DHS to use ”Born in the USA” to complete the Bingo card.
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Jesus, this really is the dumbest fucking timeline isn’t it?
All we need is DHS to use ”Born in the USA” to complete the Bingo card.
All we need is DHS to use ”Born in the USA” to complete the Bingo card.
Reads like bullshit corporate speak to me.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Reads like bullshit corporate speak to me.
For a brief moment, I thought this was real.
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
For a brief moment, I thought this was real.
Outstanding selectio!
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Outstanding selectio!
Trash like this is why I will never consider subscribing to your paper.
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Trash like this is why I will never consider subscribing to your paper.
Trumps youngest son is also the child of an immigrant.
December 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Trumps youngest son is also the child of an immigrant.
Just say you want us to work for slave wages. We all know that’s the end game.
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Just say you want us to work for slave wages. We all know that’s the end game.
Yeah, these are really trying times for us decent human beings.
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Yeah, these are really trying times for us decent human beings.
Oh, sure. White people had is SO hard before now. 🙄
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh, sure. White people had is SO hard before now. 🙄
We really are speedrunning Idiocracy, aren’t we?
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We really are speedrunning Idiocracy, aren’t we?
They don’t have the numbers to enforce this.
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
They don’t have the numbers to enforce this.
You’re doing the lords work by subjecting yourself to this for us.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You’re doing the lords work by subjecting yourself to this for us.
This is a bit concerning…
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is a bit concerning…
Yesterday I joked with a friend that AI actually stood for “Appallingly Invasive”.
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Yesterday I joked with a friend that AI actually stood for “Appallingly Invasive”.