[Slowly morphs into an eldritch horror, bones twisting this way and that and my back bent over like ive been carrying a heavy chest filled with the weight of humanity inside it] O̷̧̧̟̻̹̞͎̗͎͎̘̯͂͠ͅư̶̥͖̮̘͕̤̯͇̮͑̈̐̍͂̒̎̄̿c̸͈̠͚̥̅͛̑̔̉̾̐͋͑̾̽̏͜͠͝h̸̙̓̈́̐i̷̢̡̧̨̗̳̩̩̮̼̿̈́̎̋͆͐̽͑̈́̂̒̊̔̋̎̓̚e̴̜̭͐͑̊̾̉͌͋̍̉̍̈̉̉̓͋͗̇ ̴̧̜̼̱͎̗̰̹̞́̍̆͗͘͝m̷̨̧͔̤̩͚͚̩͖̙͈̦̻̰̓̄̿̈́̊́̑̽̋̽͌͋̀́̏͌̕͜ẏ̵̜̞̮̰̠̦͉̦̬͆̀͋̂͠͝͝ ̷̤̼͊͋͌̍̽́̆̾̅̄̀͊͆̓̌̚͠j̸̺͊o̶̥͔̣̠̹̹̘͂̀̑̋̅̅̂͑̚̚̚͝͝͠i̴̛͉͉̭̟̳͖̺̯͍̗̯̰͎̜̰̥̰͌̈́̑̀̈͛͋̏̂̕n̶̡͇̫͇̗̮̥̲̘̳̹͔̺͓̙͗̓ṱ̴̛̱̠͓̱͇̼͆̿͠s̷̬̝̖͔̜͇̥͚̠͚̥̘̹̟͔̪͊̿̉̋̊̓̑̆̏̍̇̎̑̏̚͘ͅ :(

Somebody twice my age in the same grocery aisle: you just need to drink more water!

Me too!! Bending my fingers back super far was just my cool little trick I did to weird people out, why does it have to be serious and detrimental to my health? 🥲

Also comes with these amazing bonuses!

✅️ doctors never believe you and think you're exaggerating, lying, or are diagnosed by Dr. Google or Nurse Tiktok
✅️ them not doing anything to help you and passing you around to other docs who do the same
✅️ "you're too young for that" "lose weight/stretch/etc"