He's not. He's definitely divorced her too by now

Uchicago as woke. Lol

I think it's the same strategic plan as gollum in the volcano. 1) get the $44B precious 2) dance around wildly having fun & looking foolish 3) self-immolate

In mid shit [rate limit exceeded]... Oh wow this is more of a mess than Twitter

Is there a good way to combine this and mastodon? Like they're both open protocols (I think) so it should be possible to combine into one feed.

Direct Unified Mastodon Bluesky Orchestrator (DUMBO)

More like let's see if I can put in only $8 and still get more than $15. Also though it's margins are high, because of its old audience (makes fox News viewers look young) it probably has unusually bad shrinking revenue problems. So maybe more like should I spend money trying to fix a dying machine.

Or just "I'm Linda Yaccarino and I already regret taking this job"

No.

I'm sexy and I know it but in a minor key

"There is no antidote"
Lucky numbers 4, 23, 18...

They went from free apis to overpriced apis. I don't get why they can't stay alive on ads with the traffic they have