Cooper Smith
@ecoopersmith.bsky.social
Cool it with the shrimp, pal
Now I wanna see a shoe-by-shoe breakdown of his hypothetical numbers…like, what type of numbers would Jokic put up in kitten heels?
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Now I wanna see a shoe-by-shoe breakdown of his hypothetical numbers…like, what type of numbers would Jokic put up in kitten heels?
this piece was published back in October???
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 AM
this piece was published back in October???
*blinks in Portuguese*
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
*blinks in Portuguese*
QWOP-ass quarterback
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
QWOP-ass quarterback
Michigan Head Coach John Harbaugh
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Michigan Head Coach John Harbaugh
I trust you with this sacred duty
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I trust you with this sacred duty
I thought he had a non-contact injury at first!
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I thought he had a non-contact injury at first!
.429! Even more insane!
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
.429! Even more insane!
I, for one, enjoyed the article about caring for bamboo
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I, for one, enjoyed the article about caring for bamboo
Howard The Duck The Eagle
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Howard The Duck The Eagle
You’re a good egg, Alex. Sorry people are cranky on here and take it out on others
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
You’re a good egg, Alex. Sorry people are cranky on here and take it out on others
I thought Sara Bareilles killed it on this one https://youtu.be/Ozd2ja7mAgM?si=PEhV2g0elDnK9edf
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I thought Sara Bareilles killed it on this one https://youtu.be/Ozd2ja7mAgM?si=PEhV2g0elDnK9edf
Begging RedZone to throw an audio bed of Yakety Sax on during the witching hour
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Begging RedZone to throw an audio bed of Yakety Sax on during the witching hour
Torre’s reporting they’ve been doing it since ‘22 or ‘23, so it ends up being millions of dollars, I believe
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Torre’s reporting they’ve been doing it since ‘22 or ‘23, so it ends up being millions of dollars, I believe
This is “Mi Burrito Sabanero” erasure! https://youtu.be/_Wrc6Q7acME?si=7qQ0Xd0Z1x0jgLpw
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is “Mi Burrito Sabanero” erasure! https://youtu.be/_Wrc6Q7acME?si=7qQ0Xd0Z1x0jgLpw
This is like a horny (lol) candidate trying to get out of the friendzone with an electorate by making them a mixtape
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is like a horny (lol) candidate trying to get out of the friendzone with an electorate by making them a mixtape