It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

10 year old kid on TV: "Up... Down... Across... Across... Across..."
Me (also a 10 year old kid): "SAY LEFT OR RIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE"

I presume you have no VPNs turned on?

Maybe toggle Chrome's "hardware acceleration"

I'm so happy our government has kept us safe from [checks notes] web forums about the retro consoles, green living, queer furries and single dads with kids.

I can't use imgur anymore but the pedo nazi billionaire gets to keep his AI child porn bots?

Anyone who can get a DM from me saying "Hey, here's a bunch of Playboy magazines from the 50s and 60s, please work them into the video edit but censor the boobs with my face" and not have immediate follow-up questions is the real keeper here.

Thank you for being my friend, friend! ❤️

YES!!

Probably not.

There's minimal dialogue but still has many sex jokes, including one stripping scene although there's zero nudity. It's black and white, but still has blood. There's gore which while comedically obviously fake, it still involves gutting innards from mascot costumes so...

And then my son learned how to swim. But that's his accomplishment, not mine.

Happy New Year folks!

I'm so so proud of this video! People saw through the thinly veiled ruse that this is really a history of the eras of Tom & Jerry through the lens of the catches, but this was a delight to assemble and I'm glad people enjoyed it too.
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