Can you see the black smoke yet?

Oh god that would definitely be my response! Nobody actually enjoys or wants a teambuilding day!

Having just dealt with my father’s death I now understand the importance of having everything together in case someone needs to deal with all your legal and financials when you die. Dealing with grief and looking for all the info is a real struggle.

Do you not respect yourself to have an opinion?

Nothing more frustrating than a guy that shows zero effort or enjoyment during sex. Let’s just not bother and have the curry or another bottle of wine.

Most men need that reassurance that their thing is indeed ‘above average’ and that you’re impressed. At least with guys that know it’s reasonably small they’ll make more of an effort.

Having recently visited Barcelona and tried it, I think I prefer bruschetta in all honesty. Wasn’t really a fan. Overly salty and quite bland.

Big dicks don’t have to make too much effort. Clearly you were a disappointment.

You always get found out. They always know. The pain it causes is intolerable. Just be decent and leave. No one wins in this scenario. She will never trust you or move on from the hurt you’ve caused.

Not so much. You asking for photos is a tad irksome to say the least.

For fucks sake

You may want to talk to the dr again as there’s no removal of tubes during a vasectomy. How do you think they could reverse it if there was nothing left to reverse? And why you have to submit specimens for several months to check it was successful.

I screenshotted this to send to you too

You must have an amazing girlfriend that knows you far too well. You got something you didn’t know you wanted or needed.