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Eden Dranger
@edeneats.bsky.social
Short, millennial, screenwriter, TV writer, yente.
9 yrs ago, I had very early stage breast cancer and had a double mastectomy. 3 yrs later, I met a guy I fell madly in love. I told him I don’t have boobs but he said it didn’t matter. 4 weeks later he dumped me for a JetBlue flight attendant. This isn’t us.
January 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Welcome to “circling back” season.
January 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
January 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
When the email says 'per my last message' and you have no choice but to escalate…
December 16, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Stay moisturized.
December 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
How your email finds me
December 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
how your email finds me
December 6, 2024 at 9:40 AM
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Shabbat shalom.
November 23, 2024 at 2:32 AM
when its the end of november and I go outside for my afternoon walk.
November 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
November 21, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I have nothing prolific to say so here’s some slippery hippo content:
November 20, 2024 at 11:22 PM
okay the one thing Twitter has that I’m not seeing a lot of here is pics of slippery hippos.

So here’s some slipper hippos to feed that craving.
November 14, 2024 at 9:37 AM