All the businesses obsessed with AI should ask themselves when the first time a bot actually purchases their products and services will be

At least this being the shade of toilet paper matches last year’s theme? The color is … no color! (Or every color, but don’t get me started on optical theory … I surrender! 🏳️)

If no one burst out laughing after this, it’s a sign that you need more diversity in your newsroom 🤣

Celebrity Traitors UK is the best season of any country/version yet, and I’m only 4 episodes in but I will die laughing on that hill if you disagree

My apartment is actually decorated for today’s big holiday, Wicked… it’s already looked like a cyclone tore through here for the past few months!

It’s pretty absurd when a company who should be begging for my continued business, after I saved them from at least 1 major disaster already, decides to criticize the tone and content of my response to their messages. And the only logical reason seems to be that big words must scare them 🤣

Color of the year 💩
is the best prank I’ve seen in a while

all along the witches’ road

I’m here, so I guess we can get this party started. And by party, we mean kicking the cosmos back into alignment by adding to my coven with every snarky witticism