"Has Kefka finally gone too far after turning the world into a ruinous hellscape? We talked to a Cult of Kefka member pacing back and forth in front of a tower to find out."

Agreed. I wasn't completely sold on the new one but it's much better than the old one with the rubber bands.

National holiday, no one has to work

What if I want to drink 15 beers?

Not me second guessing every le/la decision I need to make in this dumb language.

One time a preview for that movie about the elevator-that-might-be-the-devil came on. When the preview said "From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan" the entire theater groaned out loud.

I came here to say this. He turned the greatest play in Super Bowl history into just another conversion on 3rd and 5.

You.
Love.
To.
See.
It.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I mean, I can just set up a webcam in front of my house.

This certainly has nothing to do with the jackasses sitting behind me at the parade this morning that I had to listen to for two hours.

For the Giants, there have been 350 games in that span (including postseason), which means that they've scored 13 or fewer points in about 21% of those games. This is why this year's theme of blowing leads doesn't bother me too much, since they've actually been averaging about 22 points per game.

When you change it to 13 or fewer points, it's equally grim:

1. New York Jets: 60 times (!)
2. Cleveland: 54 times
3. New York Giants: 51 times

I made this in 2023 😕