Charlie
@edrugs.bsky.social
Extra from “Jingle All the Way (1996)”
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Charlie
@edrugs.bsky.social
· Nov 22
The video I had promised once I figured out how to post videos:
Hi my name is Charlie. Welcome to Jack Off Mart.
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hi my name is Charlie. Welcome to Jack Off Mart.
Jaxson Dart more like Jaxson Fart of Jack Off Mart
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Jaxson Dart more like Jaxson Fart of Jack Off Mart
I think algorithms are predicting I’ll have shoulder pain soon?
December 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think algorithms are predicting I’ll have shoulder pain soon?
Tubi or not Tubi, that is the question.
*the answer is Tubi*
*the answer is Tubi*
December 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tubi or not Tubi, that is the question.
*the answer is Tubi*
*the answer is Tubi*
Is the deep cold enough to keep stores from being packed for chrimbus shopping?
December 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Is the deep cold enough to keep stores from being packed for chrimbus shopping?
🥱 I’ve been having cyber sex since this day began so I hope you’ll understand that I need to get some rest. Too much cyber sex.
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
🥱 I’ve been having cyber sex since this day began so I hope you’ll understand that I need to get some rest. Too much cyber sex.
Anyone planning to have cyber sex tomorrow on cyber Monday?
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Anyone planning to have cyber sex tomorrow on cyber Monday?
Here’s a profile pic for ya!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Here’s a profile pic for ya!!
Why do people use anime pics as their profile pics when the still starting image of the wolverine dropping towel revealing large swinging penis exists?
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Why do people use anime pics as their profile pics when the still starting image of the wolverine dropping towel revealing large swinging penis exists?
cmon bing fuckin bing
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
cmon bing fuckin bing
What’s the most annoying spelling for a name you’ve ever seen? Off the top of my head, not a fan of Jaxson
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
What’s the most annoying spelling for a name you’ve ever seen? Off the top of my head, not a fan of Jaxson
It’s really cool putting your phone on speaker when you’re on hold in an office setting. That way you don’t have to hold the phone to your head and everyone else can listen to the repetitive hold music.
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It’s really cool putting your phone on speaker when you’re on hold in an office setting. That way you don’t have to hold the phone to your head and everyone else can listen to the repetitive hold music.
At least it’s beautiful out.
October 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
At least it’s beautiful out.
Smells like asparagus pee in my office 😒
October 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Smells like asparagus pee in my office 😒
I like when the football players pursuing the punt that wasn’t caught revel when one of them can touch the ball in an advantageous position as if they really did anything except run fast?
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I like when the football players pursuing the punt that wasn’t caught revel when one of them can touch the ball in an advantageous position as if they really did anything except run fast?
What rooms look like when people fuck around w me and find out
September 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What rooms look like when people fuck around w me and find out
Anyone know when the next rapture is scheduled? Seems like the last few ones have been duds. My aunt Cyndi is still around and I love her but if she’s not taken, I don’t know who would be. Everyone is still here…
September 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Anyone know when the next rapture is scheduled? Seems like the last few ones have been duds. My aunt Cyndi is still around and I love her but if she’s not taken, I don’t know who would be. Everyone is still here…
I was left behind. I think I’m still going to work tomorrow. Did that rapture happen?
September 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I was left behind. I think I’m still going to work tomorrow. Did that rapture happen?
Everyone’s so miserable and weird being terminally online as if there’s not a perfect solution. The only news you need is at the pump. Unleaded 88 fillin up my civic. The news? 2 for 2 hot dogs. I don’t even wait for the rest of the show. I pay for entertainment #bythegallon my friends. Be well.
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Everyone’s so miserable and weird being terminally online as if there’s not a perfect solution. The only news you need is at the pump. Unleaded 88 fillin up my civic. The news? 2 for 2 hot dogs. I don’t even wait for the rest of the show. I pay for entertainment #bythegallon my friends. Be well.
Vikes will never have a player with a name like Divine Deablo. Maybe if we can convince Darrisaw to change his name to Christian Carry-a-saw. Hyphens and all.
September 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Vikes will never have a player with a name like Divine Deablo. Maybe if we can convince Darrisaw to change his name to Christian Carry-a-saw. Hyphens and all.
You guys think anyone ever mistakenly called Kirk Cousins “Kurt” and Kirk grabbed them by the collar and brought them eye-to-eye and said “it’s Kirk, butt wipe” and then shoved them away
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You guys think anyone ever mistakenly called Kirk Cousins “Kurt” and Kirk grabbed them by the collar and brought them eye-to-eye and said “it’s Kirk, butt wipe” and then shoved them away
Does anyone else fucking despise automatic previews on streaming apps?
August 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Does anyone else fucking despise automatic previews on streaming apps?
I wince whenever someone pronounces “nuclear” with 3 syllables like “nucelar” and when they keep saying it way more than they need to in discussion. My problem, I know. Would it help if it was spelled “newclear?” I mean, IT IS spelled “nuclear”
a close up of a robot with its mouth open and a helmet on .
ALT: a close up of a robot with its mouth open and a helmet on .
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July 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I wince whenever someone pronounces “nuclear” with 3 syllables like “nucelar” and when they keep saying it way more than they need to in discussion. My problem, I know. Would it help if it was spelled “newclear?” I mean, IT IS spelled “nuclear”