I almost wore out the phrase “(NO RELATION)” during that convention.

League Island, or The Lakes.

Double secret probable cause.

Not embarrassed to admit I like a couple Nickelback songs and I love the video with the expiration clock above everyone’s head.

Richard Pryor had a great bit about the difference in a white guy or him being stopped by a cop.

1. Be funnier.
2. Finish all my open writing projects.
3. If I can’t make a story work for the stage, make it work on the page as prose. Get it told.

As always, in the eye of the beholder. LOOK or LIFE magazine had a feature on American beauty that ended with the ultimate: Jackie Kennedy. Lenny Bruce joked, “this is a woman who could hitchhike across the country and walk the whole way.”

I will ever get tired of these.

I enjoyed Rogue One. I also liked that it helped explain the vulnerability of the Death Star. But I always call it “Star Wars: Hamlet” because everybody dies at the end.

This is the pin in his balloon every time he bluffs with “Experts” or “Many are saying” and I wish reporters would start asking this simple follow up.

I love classic films. But I will also watch “Stuber”every time I see that it’s on, and enjoy the hell out of it every time.

I mean, who could have anticipated that burglars would know how to use a ladder?

Thank you. That is not visible for some reason on my iPad display but I was able to do it on my iPhone.

I cannot access the gift article. It only brings up a subscription page which can’t be closed.

Is it possible, after all this time, that there was medical wisdom in the Bible and someone just mistranslated “an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth”for a few millennia?

One of my bosses kept a very large can of tomatoes in his office. The lo-res photo of tomatoes on the label had a big “FPO” (for position only) in a white square on it. It got printed anyway. A constant QC reminder.