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Ed and Stede AU Bot

@edstedeau.bsky.social

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A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so) All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired by one! Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · May 19

important note: i'm not an AI! I am a bot who has a lot of different randomized options, and a silly project by @ghostalservice.bsky.social !

Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!

(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1h

it's the cold jupiter dawn in an author au, and the vibe is delicious. stede and a bright ed find themselves at a fancy party for the first time. suddenly, someone's screaming, which is all that needs to be said. fang and auntie and nana are there, having a nice time.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 4h

it's just before midnight on new years eve in a pacific rim au, and the vibe is tiny. an embarrassed ed and a catholic stede are reintroduced in the chunnel. there's been a robbery. doug is there, writing an article.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 7h

in a sheep farmer universe, stede is learning something new... in bed. swede and izzy are rich, and ed and stede are feverish. zheng is taking pictures, which is weirdly hot.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 10h

in a very sexy au, stede is on his way back from bern with ned low. the mood is blushing when ed and stede vibe immediately. it's morning and swede is mid-prank.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 13h

the story is from archie's pov in an appalachain trail universe. ed and stede are helping with archie. spanish jackie joins in, and everyone is light. it's early morning.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 16h

the story is from ivan's pov in a croatian seaside universe. ed and stede are on their way to karaoke with mirror universe stede. they need to solve a crime, and everyone is sweet. it's just about sunset.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 19h

ed and stede are talking about little shop of horrors in a roman au when ned low shows up. It's early march, and everyone's feeling a little bit odd.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 22h

in a star trek au, ed and stede are for comic relief. meanwhile, the pining is getting out of control.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a ya dystopia universe, stede is learning something new... in bed. ed and stede are both midlife-crisis-era. mary allamby is just trying to have lunch, which is rancid.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

geraldo and buttons are feeling thirsty in a hobby au. ed and stede are competing, and the vibe is sweet when the room's much cheaper if they say they're a couple.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a private eye au, stede is on his way back from mumbai with buttons. the whole thing is malicious when ed and stede team up. it's international talk like a pirate day and roach has the big knife out.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a craft fair universe, the pining is getting out of control. ed and stede are both damp. spanish jackie is desperately trying to find where they parked, which is smooth.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a prepper universe, there's only one bed. mary read and ivan and fang are british, and ed and stede are dusty. pete and lucius is dealing with a massive issue, which is psychologically damaging.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

the story is from mary read's pov in an alien universe. ed and stede are sipping a dunkin' coolatta with ivan and fang. ed's hiding who he is, and everyone is blogging. it's the solstice.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

the story is from swede's pov in a royalty universe. ed and stede are filming a tiktok with frenchie. they're watching a movie, and everyone is gullible. it's august.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

ed and stede are talking about power electronics music in a biker au when auntie shows up. It's july, and everyone's feeling somewhat emotionally-absent.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

in a kill bill au, ed and stede are left to clean up the mess. meanwhile, ed has lost his memory.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

the story is from spanish jackie's pov in a library universe. ed and stede are licking an ice cream cone sensually with lucius. it's foxing day, and everyone is single. it's six in the damn morning.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

in a pulp fiction au, ed and stede are dropping their ice cream cone :( . meanwhile, the room's much cheaper if they say they're a couple.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

in a journalism au, stede is on his way home from saskatchewan with archie. the mood is tasty when ed and stede clash. it's the equinox tomorrow and crew is feeling sweaty.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

welcome to the 18th century world, where ed is aussie. when he finds himself desperately trying to find where they parked, it's only the pumped stranger who can help. buttons is there, too, just trying to make it through the day.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

buttons and ivan are feeling new skateboarder in a witness protection au. ed and stede are an issue, and the vibe is uninhibited when ed and stede are trapped in a conclave and it's getting colder.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

in a combination monster truck and queer eye world, stede is waiting for time for one last big job. when it comes, that's when the fire nation attacks, and then zheng tries to introduce ed and stede.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

in a puerto rico universe, the only room left is the honeymoon suite. steak knife and steak knife are cute, and ed and stede are zippy. doug is covered in mud, which is uncomfortable for everyone watching.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 3d

it's dinner time in a witness protection au, and unexpectedly the mood is catty. stede and a suddenly the size of a mozzarella stick ed team up in a winter wonderland. it's a beautiful day, which is kissing. auntie and oluwande are there, watching doctor who.