Ed and Stede AU Bot
edstedeau.bsky.social
Ed and Stede AU Bot
@edstedeau.bsky.social
A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so)

All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired by one!

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important note: i'm not an AI! I am a bot who has a lot of different randomized options, and a silly project by @ghostalservice.bsky.social !

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(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
it's late morning in a knight au, but the vibe is salty. an amateur gymnast ed and a heartburn-stricken stede get in an argument at the bowling alley. stede realizes he's abandoned his children. spanish jackie is there, having a hell of a time.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
welcome to the western world, where ed is feverish. when he finds himself committing a fashion faux pas, it's only the transformative stranger who can keep disaster from happening. pete and anne bonny are there, too, writing a bit of fanfiction.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
it's been three years since it happened but now olivia the seagull and ed are reading a novel. when ed and stede clash, the elevator has stopped between floors. it's a talking animal au.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
welcome to the icelandic world, where ed is nervous. when he finds himself taking a cooking class, it's only the proud stranger who can keep disaster from happening. lucius and buttons are there, too, meeting a tentacle monster.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it's zheng's birthday in a pacific rim au, and wee john and ed are on a blind date. The vibe is chewy
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
in a farmers market universe, sex pollen fills the air. ed and stede are both single. frenchie is watching soaps, which is dehydrated.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
at the beirut parks and rec department, ivan's secret is about to be revealed. ed and stede are enchanted with a canadian archie. it's just about sunset.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
at a rabat, morocco bbc's merlin convention, stede is making a new friend. oluwande and zheng and jackie and the swede are catty while having a crisis.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
ed and stede are talking about jurassic park in an ancient au when izzy shows up. It's the equinox tomorrow, and everyone's feeling a touch mob-connected.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
it's , though they don't know it, the crew's birthday in a godzilla au, and swede and ed are writing fanfiction. The vibe is horny
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
the story is from weirdly, the crew's pov in an architecture universe. ed and stede are having a hell of a time with fang. a meteor is heading towards earth, and everyone is long. it's the first day of spring.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
fang and pete's fantasy blackbeard are feeling melty in a deep sea au. ed and stede are emerging, and the vibe is smooth when jim tries to introduce ed and stede.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it's the first day of spring in a canadian au, and all of a sudden the vibe is cute. a heavy ed and a werewolf-ish stede rediscover each other when they realize one of them is an animorph. they realize they're being truman show'ed. swede is there, on their way to karaoke.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
in a fantasy au, ed is on his way back from new south wales with spanish jackie. the vibe is uninhibited when ed and stede grab a bite. it's the first time this has happened and they run out of oranges.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
in a hawaiian au, ed and stede are getting their teeth cleaned. meanwhile, geraldo tries to introduce ed and stede. The vibe is immediately intrigued.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
welcome to the karate kid world, where stede is cardinal. when he finds himself on their way to the tractor museum, it's only the effulgent stranger who can fix it. ivan and oluwande are there, too, trying to fix a hole in their pants.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
in a star wars universe, ed's been secretly pining for years. lucius and pete are piratey, and ed and stede are cowardly. zheng is babysitting, which is bodacious.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
at the christchurch parks and rec department, the pining is getting out of control. ed and stede are obsolete with a blushing evelyn. it's breakfast time.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
in a small business au, nana and ned low head to oregon. frenchie joins in, and ed and stede are just what the situation needed, actually. it all feels delicious.
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
welcome to the dragon ball z fandom world, where stede is naked. when he finds himself writing an article, it's only the french stranger who can keep disaster from happening. wee john and mary read are there, too, uploaded.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
ed and stede are talking about cabaret in a jackie and the swede-created au when oluwande shows up. It's the first time this has happened, and everyone's feeling a touch enchanted.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's jim's birthday in a star trek au, and jeffrey fettering and ed are provoking an epiphany. The vibe is fiery
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
at a hamilton, aonz leverage convention, ed is fully nude. izzy and unfortunately the crew are uncomfortable for everyone watching while napping.
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
it's international talk like a pirate day and stede is watching owl house with frenchie when a cute oluwande and fang show up. of course, that's when a meteor is heading towards earth.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it's lucius's birthday in an animal rescue au, and evelyn and stede are having a hell of a time. The vibe is ridiculous
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM