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edstern.bsky.social
Ed Stern
@edstern.bsky.social
Basic Prog Brit Woke Remoaner Centrist Dad.
He/Him, Bi, ADHD, the usual.
Former Splash Damage game dev.
Full-Stack Narrative Designer/Game Writer available for hire:
https://www.sternword.co.uk/
Post a tree you photographed.
February 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Sneezed too hard and now I’m in the past.
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 PM
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Sorry, it’s set me off again.
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
C'mon man.
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Already missing this absurd scribble of a dog.
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Extraordinary work.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
So, because Reasons, we are briefly puppy-sitting this tiny inky pool of hair and teeth.
SmolDottir knows and adores her…

…but doesn’t know puppy is here. Gonna lose her god damn mind.
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Things I had never previously considered pt 97673
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Oh, they’re posting again.
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
So how was your Christmas?
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I mean, if we’re showing off our Writer Art concept assets…

Yeah, stick figures are more than fine.
AI slop is worse than nothing.
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Island Of Dr MoreauHoHo
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Barber a leeeetle bit keener than anticipated.
#ColdNeck
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
VERY much that kind of day.
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
YOU SEE? IT’S ah actually nothing like ok sorry false alarm
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Get in, loser. We’re going to cache some sunflower seeds.
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This, by @ianmcque.bsky.social and @rossignol.bsky.social, is one of the most beautiful things I own. It’s infuriatingly good.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
An arse of a day so breaking out the big guns.
A cheering reminder that there’s also joy and excellence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
At the winter fair.
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
So I no longer comprehend maths for seven year olds.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Bovril really did have some unbeatably Victorian weird-grim advertising slogans. I somehow get Alan Moore vibes off these.
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bovril Castle, OBVIOUSLY.
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM