True. Not an original bone in any of their bodies

Man, they can’t even find themselves a new playbook. It was WMDs in 2003 and it’s WMDs again in 2025. Second verse, same as the first, etc

I’m with you on that feet, but still holding out hope it will be good

Well find out I guess! Might have to become a hat guy out of necessity. I already have to be in the summer if I go outside for any length of time because I burn very easily and sunburn on the top of the head is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy

This is an issue I see myself having. I have very fine hair, so I don’t see it doing much for me. I’ve been stressing for years about it, but eventually I’ll just bite the bullet and shave it off.