Edward Fairchild
@edwardfairchild.bsky.social
Area of low pressure
Whenever someone says "What's up?" to you, you can just say "PRICES!" in reply and everyone can laugh.
April 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Whenever someone says "What's up?" to you, you can just say "PRICES!" in reply and everyone can laugh.
Sometimes I see my shadow and I go, "Hey, that's me!"
March 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sometimes I see my shadow and I go, "Hey, that's me!"
Melania looking like the damn Hat Man
January 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Melania looking like the damn Hat Man
Very suspicious that they won't reveal how Jimmy Carter died
December 31, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Very suspicious that they won't reveal how Jimmy Carter died
Introducing new Skechers Hands
December 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Introducing new Skechers Hands
Reposted by Edward Fairchild
"I'm doing great, I don't know about *you*" -something I say to myself often.
December 7, 2024 at 12:38 AM
"I'm doing great, I don't know about *you*" -something I say to myself often.
Reposted by Edward Fairchild
Francis Ford Coppola's Margaritaville
November 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Francis Ford Coppola's Margaritaville
Sorry guys, I gotta go to worm. WORK. Same thing.
November 20, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Sorry guys, I gotta go to worm. WORK. Same thing.
I can feel myself getting sick so I took a multivitamin, ate 2 hotdogs, and drank a red bull.
November 19, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I can feel myself getting sick so I took a multivitamin, ate 2 hotdogs, and drank a red bull.
Hang on, I just fell in love.
November 16, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Hang on, I just fell in love.
Me, talking to Trey Anastasio: Don't use that tone with me, Mister!
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Me, talking to Trey Anastasio: Don't use that tone with me, Mister!
Me: I wish... I wish farts lifted you up like a jetpack.
Genie: Are you sure you don't want money?
Me: What did I say?
*immediately crashes into the ceiling*
Genie: Are you sure you don't want money?
Me: What did I say?
*immediately crashes into the ceiling*
November 15, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Me: I wish... I wish farts lifted you up like a jetpack.
Genie: Are you sure you don't want money?
Me: What did I say?
*immediately crashes into the ceiling*
Genie: Are you sure you don't want money?
Me: What did I say?
*immediately crashes into the ceiling*