Congregations throughout the world should be saying Mi Sheberach in his name.

“Max Anchor: Shot blocking goalkeeper by day, shot-drinking, shot-shooting private investigator by night”

I had a copy of both collections that disappeared into my daughter's room when she was five....

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

The league might like the fact that every Whitecap victory might bring them close to their own stadium.

I'm surprised, since NYC has had this place for years. It's very tasty.

The MLS pitch to nearly every player who’s not playing in one of the top four leagues should include the phrase “We never miss payroll”.

“Waddya mean Pride Month is June?”

“I did not kill her, I did not… oh hai Doc”

@unionomaha.bsky.social I think you guys just got a new mascot.

Maybe he uses a sous vide setup to start and then smokes it afterwards?

How do these results compare to injectable GLP-1s?

The sad state of the Whizzo memorial garbage cans...😔

In other slice of the multiverse Chad Ochocinco Johnson is a legendary forward.

Justice, justice thou shalt pursue.
-Deuteronomy 16:20

My daughter works in a research lab and one year she went to a haunted house where the theme was a lab with a zombie outbreak. She basically spent the time counting IRB violations.

"You wanna what's really terrifying? Dealing with a pissed off PI when you improperly store samples like that"

“Please to meet you, hope you guess my LLM”

There's a wonderful short documentary, called "The Quilters" about a quilting club in a men's maximum security prison on Netflix. youtu.be/K1j8RoIiMi8?...