That is *not* how I remember that movie.
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
That is *not* how I remember that movie.
God, I love them so much. Not as much as marshmallow bananas, though.
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
God, I love them so much. Not as much as marshmallow bananas, though.
You should follow @atomicanalyst.bsky.social for lots of not-actually-football-shaped updates.
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
You should follow @atomicanalyst.bsky.social for lots of not-actually-football-shaped updates.
Sounds like you just don’t know how to have a good time, Ken.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Sounds like you just don’t know how to have a good time, Ken.
Every other one, maybe?
October 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Every other one, maybe?
Finally! That’s super cool, and pretty close to what we envisioned!
October 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Finally! That’s super cool, and pretty close to what we envisioned!
You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet.
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet.
So, you've never seen a TV device at all, then?
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So, you've never seen a TV device at all, then?
It’s our version of Eternal September?
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s our version of Eternal September?
Happy Birthday, Bernard!
October 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Happy Birthday, Bernard!
I would love an AI that was as smart as my 11 pound dog. He knows when it’s time for bed, how to make me feel better, he loves to play fetch, all around a valuable part of my life.
September 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I would love an AI that was as smart as my 11 pound dog. He knows when it’s time for bed, how to make me feel better, he loves to play fetch, all around a valuable part of my life.
Two points is two points, eh?
September 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Two points is two points, eh?
I’m kind of starting to wonder what I could get for 50 grand. Ambassadorship? Secretary of Whatever?
September 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m kind of starting to wonder what I could get for 50 grand. Ambassadorship? Secretary of Whatever?
Oh, you mean those round bread rolls? Is that what they call them? I think the best part is that they seem to have trouble figuring out what should be on a bacon, egg, and cheese every time I go in there. God help you if you don't want cheese.
September 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh, you mean those round bread rolls? Is that what they call them? I think the best part is that they seem to have trouble figuring out what should be on a bacon, egg, and cheese every time I go in there. God help you if you don't want cheese.
Don't forget that the donuts are also bad!
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Don't forget that the donuts are also bad!
When you've lost Dildo...
September 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When you've lost Dildo...