Eeeeeeelena
@eeltank.bsky.social
Just someone whose life is a mess
I know it never explicitly says humpty dumpy is an egg but do you think he was a raw egg, soft boiled, or hard boiled
July 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I know it never explicitly says humpty dumpy is an egg but do you think he was a raw egg, soft boiled, or hard boiled
I swear my cats all just wait for me to lay down so they can each claim one of my body parts to perch upon
June 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I swear my cats all just wait for me to lay down so they can each claim one of my body parts to perch upon
I have too many pets and not enough hands
February 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have too many pets and not enough hands
Is it rude to start reading my book while I’m out to dinner with my bf and his parents because I’m tired and overstimulated?
December 23, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Is it rude to start reading my book while I’m out to dinner with my bf and his parents because I’m tired and overstimulated?
Me: Sorry I can’t come. It’s past my bed time
Them: It’s 3pm
Me: …my bed time is always
Them: It’s 3pm
Me: …my bed time is always
January 7, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Me: Sorry I can’t come. It’s past my bed time
Them: It’s 3pm
Me: …my bed time is always
Them: It’s 3pm
Me: …my bed time is always
Sour patch kids just aren’t sour any more
January 6, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Sour patch kids just aren’t sour any more
Are Ritz the cracker and Ritz the hotel related?
January 5, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Are Ritz the cracker and Ritz the hotel related?
I swear my boyfriend’s dog just nudged him to get him to stop snoring
January 4, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I swear my boyfriend’s dog just nudged him to get him to stop snoring
I have almost accidentally added multiple “furry” feeds thinking they were cute dog/cat feeds and it’s just personally not my thing
January 4, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I have almost accidentally added multiple “furry” feeds thinking they were cute dog/cat feeds and it’s just personally not my thing
John travolta from grease voice: “it’s objectifying”
January 3, 2024 at 4:42 AM
John travolta from grease voice: “it’s objectifying”