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Nachos Johnson
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Lover of naps.
Can you sell pardons? There’s a fella making all sorts money for him and his family doing scandalous shit.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
To that I say, “No.”
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
LIES!!!! LIES!!!! LIES!!!! LIES!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
If I had to choose between moving slightly to the side or shooting a civilian in their face, I’d like to think I’d do the one where I don’t recklessly kill someone.
January 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
That dopey murderer was walking around like nothing happened. Didn’t even try to render aid. He just killed someone then took off.
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Fuck that cunt. Fuck him.
January 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
When shots were fired agent was clearly no longer in front of car. He has put himself in that position with hand on holster seemingly wanting her to move forward. He then shoots and luckily doesn’t hit the women on the other side of the vehicle.
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Absolute garbage human
January 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I would ride the high of watching him fall down stairs for weeks, maybe months.
December 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pepé Le Pew is still alive?
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Why is he former US senator instead of former UF president who surged spending on high salaries for former staff and extravagant perks without justification? That was more recent.
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This must be the long awaited sequel.
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Spurs should wear kits drenched in advocacy colors and watch the Slavia run away from them in fear of catching cooties.
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How’s it look tho? Worth it?
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When I was in college there was a tv movie called “TBone N Weasel” and I think about that everyday. youtu.be/n9qIaeHlu7c
T Bone N Weasel (1992) [Trailer]
YouTube video by GF Archives
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
No one says, “Hey… WTF dude?”.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
They’ll say they can’t release because they’re, “a part of an active investigation” - the one ordered by Trump of the linked democrats.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM