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Le Dum Cumpkin Pie 🥧
@eepybruh.bsky.social
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My cat and I share a single brain cell.

📍 Dallas
🩺 RN
🏳️‍🌈 He/Him
🐱 Cats
👾 Pokemon
🪴 Plants
🔞 Occasionally NSFW

IG: @kearn_s
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Bf said I look like Ariana but skinnier so I’m about to be insufferable ✨
Me in Glinda drag
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Dinner’s ready boys
A thanksgiving dinner (turkey, corn, creamed corn, mashed potatoes, deviled eggs, macaroni salad) with a surprising lack of greens
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I think I’ve seen this film before…
A raw turkey gaping in preparation for stuffing
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Now wait
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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These spot the difference games are getting harder
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Me? A dom top??
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I hate this timeline
I need article from yesterday (11/20/2025) - “U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols” News article from today 11/21/25 - “Coast Guard reclassifies swastikas and nooses as hate symbols after backlash”
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Woof
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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You’re really cute say it back 🫶🏻
Me shirtless and flexing(?) after push day Me shirtless and flexing(?) after push day but with more smile
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Fixed it 😌
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Anyone wanna split some Porta 6 Tinto and watch Project Runway? (no Chads)
Me with a glass of Porta 6 Tinto red wine. The glass is almost empty but I have more to share unlike some people named Chad
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Please excuse my Wellbutrin-driven ferality (or egg it on idk)
A photo of a man in priest-wear looking tearful with the caption “I’m so h0rny. I can’t do this”
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Anyway if any gingers wanna slide into our DMs (or something else)
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Like a muppet
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Clocking out of my day job and clocking in to being annoying on the internet
A respectable sex worker being solicited by a potential client to earn a living in this challenging economy
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Snapchat memories really loves a daily reminder of what my hole looks like, lest we forget
A pink balloon knot
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Oh so Fiyero will be popping that Elphabussy okay 😳
A screenshot of a tweet from a Wicked Updates account showing Cynthia Erivo’s costume (lingerie) for “As Long As Your Mine” (which in the book is the scene where Fiyero finds out if that pussy is in fact green)
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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What if I wanted to be mysterious and anonymous? 🤫
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Idk alt?
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM