Extra Spicy Autism 🏳️⚧️
@eepymango.bsky.social
Eepy little autistic lesbian goober, the shining example of every transfemme stereotype
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Me turning my sweet sunshine girl into an evil Mafia leader/business woman
January 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me turning my sweet sunshine girl into an evil Mafia leader/business woman
You can't do that! That's where I store my brownie recipe >:(
January 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You can't do that! That's where I store my brownie recipe >:(
You got mine :3
Glad to be a cool trans
Glad to be a cool trans
January 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You got mine :3
Glad to be a cool trans
Glad to be a cool trans
I don't know where but I know I'm more than willing to start kissing it until I die or find it's mouth
January 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don't know where but I know I'm more than willing to start kissing it until I die or find it's mouth
omg I was gonna say the same thing!
January 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
omg I was gonna say the same thing!
Don't worry, you can have some of mine!
Please take it from me 🥲
Please take it from me 🥲
January 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Don't worry, you can have some of mine!
Please take it from me 🥲
Please take it from me 🥲
The tech gods rolled you on their magical random torment generator and decided today you would have the random specific problem no one else in history ever has™
My curse has finally been passed onto another.
Thank you for your sacrifice
My curse has finally been passed onto another.
Thank you for your sacrifice
January 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The tech gods rolled you on their magical random torment generator and decided today you would have the random specific problem no one else in history ever has™
My curse has finally been passed onto another.
Thank you for your sacrifice
My curse has finally been passed onto another.
Thank you for your sacrifice
Me, an alternative universe Avian Emily Dickinson: Hope is the featherless biped
January 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me, an alternative universe Avian Emily Dickinson: Hope is the featherless biped
The thought of this man sipping a non-starbucks oat milk coffee I can't pronounce while explaining to me how the Mr. Frog show fell off is deeply funny to me
January 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The thought of this man sipping a non-starbucks oat milk coffee I can't pronounce while explaining to me how the Mr. Frog show fell off is deeply funny to me
Me, a contestant on elementary school jeopardy answering "types of animals" for 100: what is... a bird
January 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Me, a contestant on elementary school jeopardy answering "types of animals" for 100: what is... a bird
Barely humanoid creatures wearing "kiss the cook" aprons is a joke that will always be objectively funny
January 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Barely humanoid creatures wearing "kiss the cook" aprons is a joke that will always be objectively funny
As someone who's only experience with South Park is the superhero RPG I like to imagine Cartman is actively homophobic and then just turns to kiss Kyle and that is deeply funny to me /pos
January 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
As someone who's only experience with South Park is the superhero RPG I like to imagine Cartman is actively homophobic and then just turns to kiss Kyle and that is deeply funny to me /pos
My dumbass would have just gone "ooh ice cream!" And ran outside so I could get one of those horrible sonic ice cream bars
January 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My dumbass would have just gone "ooh ice cream!" And ran outside so I could get one of those horrible sonic ice cream bars
I don't know what delivered quietly means in apple terms but it makes me feel like you're muttering it between sobs that makes this so much funnier
January 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I don't know what delivered quietly means in apple terms but it makes me feel like you're muttering it between sobs that makes this so much funnier
The beauty of grammar
January 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The beauty of grammar
Ohh that's actually so cool!! Thanks for letting me know!
One of these days I'll go join my autistic Brethren in the holy lands of Tumblr, but as someone completely social media-literate it scares me
One of these days I'll go join my autistic Brethren in the holy lands of Tumblr, but as someone completely social media-literate it scares me
January 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ohh that's actually so cool!! Thanks for letting me know!
One of these days I'll go join my autistic Brethren in the holy lands of Tumblr, but as someone completely social media-literate it scares me
One of these days I'll go join my autistic Brethren in the holy lands of Tumblr, but as someone completely social media-literate it scares me
I'm so sad I wasn't more familiar with David Lynch's work
He seems like such a wonderful person, and seeing everyone so saddened by this makes me want to go through his filmography so I can appreciate someone who was clearly so important to so many people
He seems like such a wonderful person, and seeing everyone so saddened by this makes me want to go through his filmography so I can appreciate someone who was clearly so important to so many people
January 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'm so sad I wasn't more familiar with David Lynch's work
He seems like such a wonderful person, and seeing everyone so saddened by this makes me want to go through his filmography so I can appreciate someone who was clearly so important to so many people
He seems like such a wonderful person, and seeing everyone so saddened by this makes me want to go through his filmography so I can appreciate someone who was clearly so important to so many people
Confused and concerned by what "shrimp emotions" could possibly mean but you seem very happy so go off queen /pos
January 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Confused and concerned by what "shrimp emotions" could possibly mean but you seem very happy so go off queen /pos
US press: *takes notes to plagiarize later*
January 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
US press: *takes notes to plagiarize later*
This also works for rats but you have to write "contains rat poison" on top as the ghosts are literate but the rats are not
January 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This also works for rats but you have to write "contains rat poison" on top as the ghosts are literate but the rats are not
I shall choose to ignore the spilled milk until it turns into spilled cheese
Then I'll wait for the rat infestation I ignored last week to eat the spilled cheese, perhaps even dying from cheese poisoning
Nature is a beautiful circle
Then I'll wait for the rat infestation I ignored last week to eat the spilled cheese, perhaps even dying from cheese poisoning
Nature is a beautiful circle
January 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I shall choose to ignore the spilled milk until it turns into spilled cheese
Then I'll wait for the rat infestation I ignored last week to eat the spilled cheese, perhaps even dying from cheese poisoning
Nature is a beautiful circle
Then I'll wait for the rat infestation I ignored last week to eat the spilled cheese, perhaps even dying from cheese poisoning
Nature is a beautiful circle