Saretta
@eepysaretta.bsky.social
I am actually an eepy single 30s asocial trans cat lady but without cats.
A single-player gamer IT enthusiast but too dumb and burned out to learn proper programming.
A single-player gamer IT enthusiast but too dumb and burned out to learn proper programming.
New Best Generic Answer ® to avoid interacting with people when they want something from me:
"Sorry i'm not good at doing stuff" while backing away.
"Sorry i'm not good at doing stuff" while backing away.
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
New Best Generic Answer ® to avoid interacting with people when they want something from me:
"Sorry i'm not good at doing stuff" while backing away.
"Sorry i'm not good at doing stuff" while backing away.
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
They will never hate me as much as I hate myself.
They are still able to hurt somehow...
They are still able to hurt somehow...
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
They will never hate me as much as I hate myself.
They are still able to hurt somehow...
They are still able to hurt somehow...
It is so cute and lovely 🥰
October 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It is so cute and lovely 🥰
People: How are you?
Me: I still didn't go out wearing only slips and holding lettuce in my hand while shouting "Mooo I'm a cow", so I guess I'm mentally fine...
Me: I still didn't go out wearing only slips and holding lettuce in my hand while shouting "Mooo I'm a cow", so I guess I'm mentally fine...
September 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
People: How are you?
Me: I still didn't go out wearing only slips and holding lettuce in my hand while shouting "Mooo I'm a cow", so I guess I'm mentally fine...
Me: I still didn't go out wearing only slips and holding lettuce in my hand while shouting "Mooo I'm a cow", so I guess I'm mentally fine...
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
August 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Makeup is like cuddles.
I know I used to love it but I don't remember how to do it anymore.
#transmeme
I know I used to love it but I don't remember how to do it anymore.
#transmeme
August 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Makeup is like cuddles.
I know I used to love it but I don't remember how to do it anymore.
#transmeme
I know I used to love it but I don't remember how to do it anymore.
#transmeme
A transfem's most erogenous place is her gaming setup.
Touching it with her consent and she will get her horny, but doing it without her is consent is a terrible thing.
#transmeme
Touching it with her consent and she will get her horny, but doing it without her is consent is a terrible thing.
#transmeme
July 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A transfem's most erogenous place is her gaming setup.
Touching it with her consent and she will get her horny, but doing it without her is consent is a terrible thing.
#transmeme
Touching it with her consent and she will get her horny, but doing it without her is consent is a terrible thing.
#transmeme
She is definitely an ancestor of mine. We have the same boobs.
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
She is definitely an ancestor of mine. We have the same boobs.
July 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Even my imaginary friend is too busy to spend time with me.
July 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Even my imaginary friend is too busy to spend time with me.
As a trans woman I would like to be cute and have boobs.
As an introvert I am relieved that annoying men ignore me because I am ugly and flat.
#transmeme
As an introvert I am relieved that annoying men ignore me because I am ugly and flat.
#transmeme
July 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
As a trans woman I would like to be cute and have boobs.
As an introvert I am relieved that annoying men ignore me because I am ugly and flat.
#transmeme
As an introvert I am relieved that annoying men ignore me because I am ugly and flat.
#transmeme
I totally agree but didn't find a solution yet.
July 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I totally agree but didn't find a solution yet.
I know I gained weight and I may be less attractive, but I don't deserve this 🥺🥺
July 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I know I gained weight and I may be less attractive, but I don't deserve this 🥺🥺
If they are cute, they must be petted. I don't make the rules.
It's valid for your transfem friends too.
#transmeme
It's valid for your transfem friends too.
#transmeme
July 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
If they are cute, they must be petted. I don't make the rules.
It's valid for your transfem friends too.
#transmeme
It's valid for your transfem friends too.
#transmeme
I'm still too ugly.
The only surgery that can fix how i feel looking at a mirror is eyes removal.
It would fix much more, like feeling bad noticing how people look at me.
#transmeme
The only surgery that can fix how i feel looking at a mirror is eyes removal.
It would fix much more, like feeling bad noticing how people look at me.
#transmeme
June 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm still too ugly.
The only surgery that can fix how i feel looking at a mirror is eyes removal.
It would fix much more, like feeling bad noticing how people look at me.
#transmeme
The only surgery that can fix how i feel looking at a mirror is eyes removal.
It would fix much more, like feeling bad noticing how people look at me.
#transmeme
Me
June 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me
I would like to be a duck. Ducks are cool.
June 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I would like to be a duck. Ducks are cool.
This is from the manual of my vacuum cleaner. Really.
June 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This is from the manual of my vacuum cleaner. Really.
June 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM