Erin
efb77.bsky.social
Erin
@efb77.bsky.social
Elder Millennial Dog/Cat/Chicken/Snake Lady in Indiana.
“What a sorry bunch of drug addicts, degenerates, and whores. It’s great to be back”
Said by Richard Grieco in a 95’ lady robocop ripoff called The Demolitionist. Also starring: Nicole Eggert, Tom Savini, Susan Tyrell, & a bevy of other recognizable character actors. Available on Tubi. Watch now!
March 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When I was a kid I used to eat like, rolled up deli ham dipped in ranch for a snack. Also ketchup sandwiches. (This brought to you by being tipsy and tempted to make one of these delicacies.)
March 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Something I don’t want to google is whether it’s technically “safe” to use day old coffee left sitting in the pot for iced coffee because I don’t want to stop this very normal practice.
March 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
What’s the level of (undiagnosed but tiktok has me convinced) ADHD cleaning where you wipe down the dirty/clean magnet on the dishwasher?
March 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Non-Spoiler but a comment on Paradise:
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That was 7 very very very good episodes and a disappointing ass finale.
March 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is the worst Snatch Game in herstory.
February 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
His and hers welding class projects! I joked when we signed up for Friday night date night welding but it’s been really amazing.
February 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Y’all ever wish you could teach your dog to tell time they don’t start “bugging” you for dinner early every night? #dogs #chonky #pitbull #staffy #rescue #adoptdontshop #indiana
February 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Like good midwesterners we already have a garage fridge. But now we’re adding a basement freezer. Because we might as well stock up for the inevitable apocalypse. (JK…………mostly) #ihateithere #indiana #22daysin
February 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ya ever just randomly remember a time you were less than pleasant to a customer service rep and gone down a minor anxiety rabbit hole about what they might have written in your account notes? No? Just me?
a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
ALT: a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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February 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I know I have friends who are fans of both teams and I’m in no way a real sportsball person but I just checked the score at halftime and seriously Cackled that the chiefs are getting their shit absolutely rocked by the eagles #football #superbowl #gobirds
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Necromancers are really just extra evil HR.” -Ben, as we discuss what skills we should be considering sharpening for the coming apocalypse. (We’re watching Death Stalker and the Warriors from Hell on MST3K) #mst3k #rogercorman #necromancer #cheesymovies
February 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Look, the world is bullshit but for now, I’m on the couch cuddled with the dog watching drag race while Ben makes homemade biscuits and gravy so I can suspend my existential dread just a little.
February 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Why did I just randomly remember that episode of SATC where Samantha had the hots for a priest and brought LeSueur peas to the food bank because “they ARE the best?”
February 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Had to go get a tire repaired today and happened to be near a Costco with a tire center. I wandered around in there for an hour and only spent $142. #pleaseclap
February 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
True or false: you’d rather leave some kernels unpopped and take the bag out of the microwave too soon, than risk burning the popcorn by leaving it in a fraction of a second too long long?
a box of amc perfectly popcorn contains a cartoon character
ALT: a box of amc perfectly popcorn contains a cartoon character
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February 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We’ve been watching a LOT of Mystery Science Theater 3000 lately to escape the general horrors of our existence and I can’t recommend it enough. #mst3k
February 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
When you say you’re taking a “quick shower”:
A. What steps does that involve?
B. Roughly how long are you in there?
January 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am 42 years old and know for a fact I have stood in the grocery store and googled “what’s the difference between heavy cream and heavy whipping cream” more than once in the last year. The answer is none; but I probably won’t remember that the next time one of them is on the grocery list.
January 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I say: “catching up on my correspondence”

I mean: “checking and reacting to ~17-39 videos/memes/posts/etc. on 2-4 different apps from 5-14 people in 6 different group chats”
January 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Foot bridge across the river in Yelapa; 2022 (Jalisco, Mexico)
January 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Cat Gang’s all here.
January 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Reposted by Erin
and when darkness comes / and you cannot find the light / you must / become it

#poetry
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
this week Ben got me a build a bear MothMan “just because” and this little portent of doom is ironically brightening my world a lot.
January 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM