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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire]

@effeneffervescent.bsky.social

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I’m Lavinia (Effen, if ya nasty) They/She Tired Mom. Musician. Insufferable AEW fangirl. I’m a silly goose in the streets and a shrieking horror in the sheets. You can probably find me fist fighting someone’s step dad in an Applebee’s parking lot.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · May 21

An introduction for all my new friends:

Hi! Im Lavinia! Here’s some quick facts about me!

-One day I’m going to marry @discocuntxo.bsky.social She’s an amazing partner and mom and I love her so much.
-I’m a mom of two, 4 years old and 17 years old and they’re my everything.

A lesbian is standing ominously holding a cream colored Fender Precision Bass guitar.

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 5h

Werner Herzog should do professional wrestling color commentary

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 9h

Ah, shit.

A meme that says "the secret second killer"

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 11h

Threatening to set off a Molotov cocktail at work? Relatable, Darby.

All Elite Wrestling (bot) @aewbot.bsky.social · 11h

AEW's Homecoming Week started with an explosive Tuesday presentation of #AEWDynamite!

Did you miss Title Tuesday? Watch the replay now on HBO Max!

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

They're good boys! They might get a little worked up and pull an "oopsie" here and there, but they've never done anything wrong to anybody.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

I can wear a mask and I know a little French. Je suis l'ananas. Ok, I know the one thing but I can wear the hell out of a mask.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

It gets me every time

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

Had a dream last night that Minoru Suzuki was chasing me through some dark hallways.

Don't know what I did to deserve Murder Grandpa nightmares but Jesus, I might need to reevaluate my sleep habits.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

KYLE VS KYLE 2: the Kyling field

All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 2d

#AEWDynamite Title Tuesday
8pm ET/7pm CT
THIS TUESDAY, 10/7

TNT Title
Kyle Fletcher vs Kyle Fletcher 2

After Hologram was jumped + OC was robbed, O’Reilly will stand up for his Conglomeration bros!
Kyle Fletcher vs Kyle O’Reilly 2
for the TNT Title!
Title Tuesday
THIS TUESDAY!

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

Smart move. I heard football is real rough on the body.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

If you're coming to the States at all, Vermont is right here 💜 We've got tons of unique little venues that would make for the best Mystery shenanigans and also I will be there cheering uncontrollably

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

A wet, glistening, rock hard and sexy Pac? Ewww, no thanks.

I like my chaotic goblin men dry, prim and proper, thank you very much.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 1d

If he really wanted to commemorate CK he'd take a line drive straight to the neck. Pfft...poser.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 2d

Yea, I think I'm in the same boat. I did some poking around on Mastodon and my first impression wasn't that great 😂

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TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 3d

Looking for resources to help protect communities from ice. Here’s what I know of so far.

ICEBlock is one I use and seems to still work but it’s been removed from the App Store.

Iceout.org is one I recently found but I can’t comment on how effective it is since I’ve never used it locally.

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 3d

I made one as a backup for myself. I refuse to go back to anything Meta or twitter, so if Bluesky shits the bed I guess I'm giving it a shot 😂

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 3d

I'm doing Triller and a VPN 🤷🏻‍♀️ At least until AEW starts their own streaming service or Patreon or something.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 3d

I'd check them out. It's not very often I get all dolled up but I'd love to learn more than what I know 😂

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 3d

I've learned all the Best Friends lore AAAAAND Catweazle from Waffly Bollox, I think that does actually count as educational

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 3d

My only beef with Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl is he's probably not going to perform X 100pre in its entirety and THAT, my friends, is a crime.

Seriously, dope ass album though.

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kidd bandit @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 3d

ayoooo this was wild!

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 3d

Stat Daddy and BabyGirl 💜

Travie 🍂 @tzgrey78.bsky.social · 3d

Kris Statlander leaving #AEWCollison with the world championship in one arm and Harley Cameron in the other. 💖

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 3d

I'm a heel girlie through and through. The shittier the shit-ass, the more I love em. But I will never boo or buy MxM as heels, they bring too much happiness and glamor into the world to be bad guys.

Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 3d

I love it. I feel like this might be my next deep dive 😂

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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 3d

The way he moved around and positioned himself for the audience definitely felt like a mixture of freestyle wrestling and theater. It's a style I'd love to see come back

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She is Rizz’n @nylarosebeast.bsky.social · 3d

Oh! Darling… 💋

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