Goatly
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Goatly
@efficiencygoat.bsky.social
Just an old goat.

Okay, a middle-aged goat, but that doesn't sound as distinguished.
Those forward-facing eyes are not okay.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
THIS. I am absolutely floored by the number of people in this modern age of ad-soaked internet hell who seemingly aren't even aware of uBlock Origin or the genuine importance of adblocking in general.
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is true perversity. This should describe every prison, and yet in America it's reserved solely for the corrupt and the despicable.
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Mamdani won because he actually remembered that he's employed by the people, for the people, not as a ruler with a mandate to condescend to the masses about what he thinks they need.

That his opponents were a corrupt sex offender and a non-entity in a stupid hat probably also helped a bit.
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Don't worry, Platner plans to have the orphans he punched removed.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Shh, you're making it harder for him to whine about "the Liberal Elites" while offering no practical solutions to the problems he's supposedly highlighting.
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Get high on catnip and fight with your own reflection.
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
In thrall to a mad would-be king.
October 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
He seeks a worthy foe.
September 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
For a while now there has been a perverse current of thought in certain sectors of society which claims that retaliating against a bully is an even worse sin than bullying itself is.
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That cartoon owl doesn't look very consenting. Better delete this post.
September 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Mm, yes, historically not paying the military has never had any negative consequences whatsoever.
September 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Still haven't learned a damn thing, have you? Better sites than this have tried to reject the communities that built them up in the first place, and every one of them have earned the hard lesson that comes from it.
September 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They willfully surrendered the ability to think rationally for blind, stupid ideological absolutism. I doubt the majority of them are salvageable.
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Them first.
September 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
4chan-tier sour grapes post. Or common ragebait.

Or someone who genuinely can't understand the concept of others being able to take joy in something that you do not.

Either way, enjoy lording your superiority over the filthy, lying cocksuckers expressing their obviously performative joy.
September 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Of course they don't. Their entire political identity is built on being the plucky, oppressed underdogs and losers. They lose everything they've centered their identity around if they stop being oppressed by the Right, which means the Democrats can't be allowed to win.
June 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Further modified by the presence or lack thereof of another person in the shower.
June 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Personally I'm much less likely to enjoy the spicy parts of comics if there isn't a decent story attached to it.

But judging by the comments I see under far too many online comics, this seems uncommon.
May 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM