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Effing Candle Co.®

@effingcandleco.bsky.social

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Luxury candles with attitude. Wooden wick candles, wax melts, room sprays, candle refill kits, corporate gifts, wholesale candles, and more! effingcandleco.com Retail now at Made in KC's Plaza store!

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 18h

📣DJ AIRHORN NOISE📣

‼️ Monday is a mail holiday! We're at the studio till 2 p.m. Central Time, shipping out orders. Otherwise, you won't get in the queue till Tuesday‼️

Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 1d

None right now. Doodles hasn't offered to grab a fizzy water for me since I walked in the door. She only wants to talk about the feeder, which is boring and basic

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 1d

Prime week kind of took over my favorite October sale/holiday, which is Treat Yourself Day (Parks and Rec fans, iykyk) on the 13th.

This week is all about the discounts (20 to 40% off), and Monday is going to be a gifts with purchase day 🤩

It's the way Tom and Donna would want it

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 1d

It's salty, and so am I

Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 1d

A casual mid-afternoon beverage in a very normal drinking vessel

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 3d

The one to burn when your situationship texts, "u up?"

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 4d

In honor of spooky season, one of our gifts with purchase is a Full-Sized (7.2oz) Hocus Pocus candle 🎃🧙🏻‍♀️🤩
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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 5d

Doodles would take away your Sunday Scaries, but she's eepin

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 6d

"WTF is a boo basket?"

Idk, but fall-scented travel candles would probably be cute in them? Get free shipping when you grab 3
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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 6d

I would just like to thank the real estate company that tried to offer me $5 for our candles to use as corporate gifts.

Your audacity gave me the audacity to raise our bulk order minimums and change the pricing model.

Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 6d

😂 I saw those orders and I was like "hmmmm, I hope she is gifting and not dealing with a stolen CC"

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 7d

I don't do this to get rich, I do it to buy Doodles heated blankets with ten-hour timers bc she loves being cozy more than anything else in the whole world

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 7d

We're saying 'farewell' to room sprays! It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't been really fun trying to source the packaging this year.

Once they're gone, they're gone for good! Spritz your way into the weekend 👇🏼
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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 7d

People always ask what I'm burning, so I'm giving you a peek into my candle lineup, and they all ship free this weekend! 💖
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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 8d

There are a couple of fragrances that I don't want to smell anymore 😵

Respiratory mask for the win.

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 8d

I bought the last disco balls left on planet earth, apparently, and they have some imperfections. I just added them to the sale section.

The imperfections are minor - some little mirror tile bumps or an occasional cracked tile. They still sparkle like crazy 🪩
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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 9d

Here for all your "store-bought flame" needs

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 9d

"I deserve an effing candle"

Wait, that was my diary. Oh well!

Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 10d

Happy birthday! Doodles sent a little something to your email 🕯️

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 10d

I prefer to take a flying leap like super grover

Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 10d

forehead kisses to the person who ordered 16 candles yesterday, and the person who ordered 14 today. I love this journey for us.

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 10d

I've been working on a little something for our sister brand so you can give corporate gifts, without any language on the labels that would get you on the naughty list 😉

Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 10d

Ooh, I think all of my ornaments are still packed from the move and I have no idea where they are 😂 This is a very good reminder to look for them

Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 10d

Anything can be a Christmas candle if you take a pic of it with green and red, right?

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 13d

Awww I love piggies!