Effing Candle Co.®
@effingcandleco.bsky.social
Luxury candles with attitude. Wooden wick candles, wax melts, room sprays, candle refill kits, corporate gifts, wholesale candles, and more!
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Retail now at Made in KC's Plaza store!
effingcandleco.com
Retail now at Made in KC's Plaza store!
Me after lifting 12,000lbs of candles throughout candle season
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Me after lifting 12,000lbs of candles throughout candle season
The Black Friday preview sale ends tonight, and I love seeing people scoop up the sets.
25% off & gifts with purchase 👀
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25% off & gifts with purchase 👀
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Black Friday preview sale ends tonight, and I love seeing people scoop up the sets.
25% off & gifts with purchase 👀
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
25% off & gifts with purchase 👀
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
I will be riding this high into 2026
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I will be riding this high into 2026
CAN I GET A W IN THE CHAT? YA GIRL HAS MORE CASH IN THAN OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR.
Business Barbie mode unlocked!
Business Barbie mode unlocked!
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
CAN I GET A W IN THE CHAT? YA GIRL HAS MORE CASH IN THAN OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR.
Business Barbie mode unlocked!
Business Barbie mode unlocked!
Glitter, bows, twinkle lights. Christmas is loading at our booth!
I just found out that Made in KC (plaza) is OPEN on thanksgiving from 5-9. If you're going to see the Plaza lights, say hi to our booth.
You might even see me there 😉
I just found out that Made in KC (plaza) is OPEN on thanksgiving from 5-9. If you're going to see the Plaza lights, say hi to our booth.
You might even see me there 😉
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Glitter, bows, twinkle lights. Christmas is loading at our booth!
I just found out that Made in KC (plaza) is OPEN on thanksgiving from 5-9. If you're going to see the Plaza lights, say hi to our booth.
You might even see me there 😉
I just found out that Made in KC (plaza) is OPEN on thanksgiving from 5-9. If you're going to see the Plaza lights, say hi to our booth.
You might even see me there 😉
Here's what everyone was putting in their carts this weekend:
SETS, SETS, SETS. Because making 1 decision > making 7 decisions
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SETS, SETS, SETS. Because making 1 decision > making 7 decisions
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Here's what everyone was putting in their carts this weekend:
SETS, SETS, SETS. Because making 1 decision > making 7 decisions
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
SETS, SETS, SETS. Because making 1 decision > making 7 decisions
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
The perfect apple-scented candle friend to go along with your sports-filled Sunday 🏈
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November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The perfect apple-scented candle friend to go along with your sports-filled Sunday 🏈
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
Entering the weekend like
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Entering the weekend like
These would look so good in your kitchen and bathroom when your conservative relatives come over for Thanksgiving
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
These would look so good in your kitchen and bathroom when your conservative relatives come over for Thanksgiving
Dropped off 1100 candles between Made in KC HQ, wholesale orders, and our booth at Made in KC on the Plaza.
Candle season is here!
Candle season is here!
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Dropped off 1100 candles between Made in KC HQ, wholesale orders, and our booth at Made in KC on the Plaza.
Candle season is here!
Candle season is here!
Running a small business rn like 🥴
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Running a small business rn like 🥴
I always say, "there's no such thing as a candle emergency," but today we found out that one thing does qualify as a 🆘 situation:
Forgetting to put the wicks in the jars
Mr Effing Candle Co. noticed just in time. All hands on deck to wick 120 candles before the window of opportunity closed 😅
Forgetting to put the wicks in the jars
Mr Effing Candle Co. noticed just in time. All hands on deck to wick 120 candles before the window of opportunity closed 😅
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I always say, "there's no such thing as a candle emergency," but today we found out that one thing does qualify as a 🆘 situation:
Forgetting to put the wicks in the jars
Mr Effing Candle Co. noticed just in time. All hands on deck to wick 120 candles before the window of opportunity closed 😅
Forgetting to put the wicks in the jars
Mr Effing Candle Co. noticed just in time. All hands on deck to wick 120 candles before the window of opportunity closed 😅
Sometimes, self-care is ordering a pumpkin pie from Costco so you have breakfast squared away for the next week.
It has fiber in it. Practically a health food.
It has fiber in it. Practically a health food.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Sometimes, self-care is ordering a pumpkin pie from Costco so you have breakfast squared away for the next week.
It has fiber in it. Practically a health food.
It has fiber in it. Practically a health food.
HR, my coworker is harassing me for snacks!
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
HR, my coworker is harassing me for snacks!
Just want to thank the NYTimes for helping me name this bundle 😜
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November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just want to thank the NYTimes for helping me name this bundle 😜
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Our website got a facelift this weekend. It's easier to use and more fun for your eyeballs.
I also added a bunch of discounted sets to the website 👀
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I also added a bunch of discounted sets to the website 👀
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Our website got a facelift this weekend. It's easier to use and more fun for your eyeballs.
I also added a bunch of discounted sets to the website 👀
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
I also added a bunch of discounted sets to the website 👀
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
I make candles for women who ruin the workplace
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I make candles for women who ruin the workplace
I'm not supposed to have a favorite child, but I do, and it's the mini tumblers.
We did a gingerbread scent, and cranberry scent this year. No one let me put the labels on, which was for your benefit 😜
We did a gingerbread scent, and cranberry scent this year. No one let me put the labels on, which was for your benefit 😜
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm not supposed to have a favorite child, but I do, and it's the mini tumblers.
We did a gingerbread scent, and cranberry scent this year. No one let me put the labels on, which was for your benefit 😜
We did a gingerbread scent, and cranberry scent this year. No one let me put the labels on, which was for your benefit 😜
Thanks for another Best Candles in Kansas City award! 🏆🤍 @thepitch.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Thanks for another Best Candles in Kansas City award! 🏆🤍 @thepitch.bsky.social
Your favorite holiday scents are back!
FYI - Fir Fuck's Sake is moving to seasonal availability after this holiday season!
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FYI - Fir Fuck's Sake is moving to seasonal availability after this holiday season!
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Your favorite holiday scents are back!
FYI - Fir Fuck's Sake is moving to seasonal availability after this holiday season!
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
FYI - Fir Fuck's Sake is moving to seasonal availability after this holiday season!
effingcandleco.com/collections/...
Grateful to have a team who can hold down the fort so I can be in NY for my dad's 70th!
Everyone was disappointed I didn't do candle favors, but the day wasn't about me 😆
Everyone was disappointed I didn't do candle favors, but the day wasn't about me 😆
November 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Grateful to have a team who can hold down the fort so I can be in NY for my dad's 70th!
Everyone was disappointed I didn't do candle favors, but the day wasn't about me 😆
Everyone was disappointed I didn't do candle favors, but the day wasn't about me 😆
Effing Candle Co. turns FOUR this weekend 🎂
In 2020, after the buzz of dalgona coffees wore off, I was anxious and needed something to keep my hands and brain busy. I ordered a candle-making kit. The rest? History.
45,000 candles
10,000 customers
100 stockists nationwide
Thanks for being here!
In 2020, after the buzz of dalgona coffees wore off, I was anxious and needed something to keep my hands and brain busy. I ordered a candle-making kit. The rest? History.
45,000 candles
10,000 customers
100 stockists nationwide
Thanks for being here!
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Effing Candle Co. turns FOUR this weekend 🎂
In 2020, after the buzz of dalgona coffees wore off, I was anxious and needed something to keep my hands and brain busy. I ordered a candle-making kit. The rest? History.
45,000 candles
10,000 customers
100 stockists nationwide
Thanks for being here!
In 2020, after the buzz of dalgona coffees wore off, I was anxious and needed something to keep my hands and brain busy. I ordered a candle-making kit. The rest? History.
45,000 candles
10,000 customers
100 stockists nationwide
Thanks for being here!
Mœthir, u have a kandle-reelated email
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Mœthir, u have a kandle-reelated email
It's okay to have a bone to pick with me if it's because you love every scent. That's absolutely acceptable. Preferred, even.
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's okay to have a bone to pick with me if it's because you love every scent. That's absolutely acceptable. Preferred, even.
I'm out here testing each of our candles four or five times to make sure they burn well, and Target is out here selling dough bowl candles that burn like 💩
And people still buy them 😭
And people still buy them 😭
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm out here testing each of our candles four or five times to make sure they burn well, and Target is out here selling dough bowl candles that burn like 💩
And people still buy them 😭
And people still buy them 😭