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Matt
@effth1s.bsky.social
….when out of the clear, blue sky
⚠️ Watch for flying ketchup!!! ⚠️
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Simply stated:

It rules
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
🤤

The product looks exquisite, but that bowl though!
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’d part ways with $1000 right now just to lock that in!
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It wasn’t broadcast anywhere, but her speech at the memorial the night of the school/church shooting was incredible

She’s forgotten more about being American than trump will ever fucking know

I’m very proud to vote for @ilhanmn.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Can we go hunting now???
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
God dammit, what a cinematic masterpiece
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What’s worst case scenario here?
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Kiddo done good, eh?

👏🏻
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Tweak monster
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Tell me you don’t live in mn without telling me

A Minnesotan kitchen would have 2, no questions asked
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Atta boy
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Moondog!
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The office pup, Wynne, says hi
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Julie Kelly is a food critic

I’ll leave the investigative journalism to folks like you and Marisa
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s kinda one of those things where once you’re below freezing, it doesn’t really matter how far below

The wind chill is what the real problem is!
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
He was bullshitting you

It was 9 in the plus territory 😂
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hit up the state fair and you will be proven correct

Cheese curds are the real prize, however
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
lol is this how the outside world refers to the skyway system?
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’m biased as fuck, but, yeah

Prince didn’t make a shit ton of money and stay here for no reason
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Well, I guess you get what you get when the First Lady is a literal mail-order-whore 🤷🏼‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Better late than never?
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I remember getting out of my buddy’s shitbox van one night to head into another buddy’s house and he just left it running. “Aren’t you afraid someone will steal it?”, I asked.

“If they do, they’ll leave it down the block” and away we went

😂😂😂😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM