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efgearman.bsky.social
Parody account of myself
@efgearman.bsky.social
Programmer, server support, sometimes help desk.

I've never met a cat I didn't like. Like, but never had, most dogs.

Tired all the time. Amateur doofus (in that no one pays me to be a doofus)
This feels like a "nothing of value was lost"
January 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I do have a bag and a third of curly fries in the freezer. So that's something to look forward to.
January 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I got potato. Harsh, but accurate.
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
David Eddings, Pandion Knights.
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I may have taunted my cat with "You can't open cans. You don't have thumbs."
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Some (well, a lot) of these A.I. bros were not hugged enough as kids.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
+1 sweater of extreme itchyness

Cursed sweater of warmth (you are always just a little too warm)

Sweater of ferret attraction

Hangnail sweater (you or anyone else who touches the sweater with hands gets a hangnail caught in the sweater)

A light up sweater that never runs out of batteries.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Candy Cork
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Doing something to your shoulder than 40-odd years ago would have been fixed with some juice and a nap, but now takes 3+ weeks (and going) to start to feel better.
October 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I was thinking the extremely self-important mayors of a trio of clashing villages in an episode of Midsomer Murders.
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Well, it's got an ass on both sides... I mean, tails... yeah....
October 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It's the internet, Gail. Strange shit just happens. Sometimes it's three sigmas west of strange.
September 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I'm not sure I would want to know the context.
September 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
sleeping and eating cheese?
September 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Was that today? I could have sworn someone said Wednesday...
September 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Someone in IT at the BBC is laughing their arse off.
August 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The last couple times I've been in a CB, it was Thanksgiving and my mom doesn't like to cook a lot. It did not engender nostalgia.

The only thing it did was overload my sympathy for the waitstaff that work long holiday weekends.
August 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I've voted against a lot of candidates in the last couple decades.
August 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Was the dude that threw it charged with assault and vinegar?
August 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You? I thought that was me in the photo.
August 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'm gonna be honest, after the 3rd ingredient, I was expecting 'medium salami' and 'soft salami'.
July 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
How long before it starts to tarnish/rust?

How long before panels fall off?
July 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ya go back far enough into rpgs (yes, pen and paper and graph paper, etc) you are gathering spell components and ritual materials to empower gear.
July 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM