Remember blue sky lol
February 10, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Remember blue sky lol
If I was Sydney Sweeney for a day they’d have to put a cone around my neck so I stop trying to self breast feed
March 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If I was Sydney Sweeney for a day they’d have to put a cone around my neck so I stop trying to self breast feed
Bro you gotta hit my pen. It’s Sri Lankan sewer drain flavor. Straight gas bro I swear.
March 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bro you gotta hit my pen. It’s Sri Lankan sewer drain flavor. Straight gas bro I swear.
Bro promise you’ll cuss out my baby momma for me while I’m in jail
March 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Bro promise you’ll cuss out my baby momma for me while I’m in jail
Sorry I haven’t been fighting on the glass coach… my doctor put me on some pills so I stop humping furniture
March 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sorry I haven’t been fighting on the glass coach… my doctor put me on some pills so I stop humping furniture
Franz Kafka should’ve had a verse on Forever with Drake and Kanye
March 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Franz Kafka should’ve had a verse on Forever with Drake and Kanye
March Madness is kinda a wash this year bc we’re yet to have any morbidly obese players go for 30
March 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
March Madness is kinda a wash this year bc we’re yet to have any morbidly obese players go for 30
Surprised we’ve yet to see a referee tell an angry coach that “For a true loves kiss” they’ll change the call
March 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Surprised we’ve yet to see a referee tell an angry coach that “For a true loves kiss” they’ll change the call
16 seeds should be granted one magical item such as an enchanted amulet or magic crystal
March 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
16 seeds should be granted one magical item such as an enchanted amulet or magic crystal
As much as I like pouring up and hitting licks I do enjoy curling up to the fire with a classic novel
March 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
As much as I like pouring up and hitting licks I do enjoy curling up to the fire with a classic novel
The only issue with Bluesky is that not enough people use it
March 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The only issue with Bluesky is that not enough people use it
But im a pimp, i go beast mode, what the hell, ill drink a beer, i think i belong here
March 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
But im a pimp, i go beast mode, what the hell, ill drink a beer, i think i belong here
I don’t got cable at the crib so I’ve been at the gym since 9 am lifting weights so they don’t kick me out
March 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I don’t got cable at the crib so I’ve been at the gym since 9 am lifting weights so they don’t kick me out
I’d be the first college hooper with an NIL deal from Letterboxd
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’d be the first college hooper with an NIL deal from Letterboxd
March Madness got me seeing humans I didn’t even know were possible
March 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
March Madness got me seeing humans I didn’t even know were possible
Nice 8 year degree bro I just made a million dollars cuz I’m a white guy with a mustache and a silky three point jumper
March 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Nice 8 year degree bro I just made a million dollars cuz I’m a white guy with a mustache and a silky three point jumper
March Madness is the testing ground for Yakub’s next great white abominations
March 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
March Madness is the testing ground for Yakub’s next great white abominations
I made a big bomb for you bro. Send me the addy bro. I’m sending you this bomb in the mail bro. You’re gonna explode bro.
March 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I made a big bomb for you bro. Send me the addy bro. I’m sending you this bomb in the mail bro. You’re gonna explode bro.
Woody Guthrie sang some good songs. Not too many listened though. Bob Dylan sang some good songs too. He got a lot of folks to listen.
January 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Woody Guthrie sang some good songs. Not too many listened though. Bob Dylan sang some good songs too. He got a lot of folks to listen.
Watch Seinfeld. It’s good for your soul.
January 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Watch Seinfeld. It’s good for your soul.
Breaking someone’s ankles and watching them fall into a bottomless pit
January 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Breaking someone’s ankles and watching them fall into a bottomless pit
Pussy like quantum mechanics I aint ever gonna get that shit
January 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Pussy like quantum mechanics I aint ever gonna get that shit
I ain’t gone lie gang I’ve been getting hella overstimulated lately
December 23, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I ain’t gone lie gang I’ve been getting hella overstimulated lately