Egan Hirvela
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Egan Hirvela
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I design video games for a living.
Only because there aren’t enough negative consequences yet to affect their lives directly for being obstinate ignoramuses.
September 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Didn’t they prove that it was fake a while ago?
September 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Miffed Against The Machine
August 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Totally legit. Again, too bad he is breathing oxygen on my planet.
August 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Again, that is assuming he was actually hurt at all (see also, magically healing ears).
August 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
As much as I relish the idea that that shitstain got his ass handed to him, I think it’s more likely it was a staged event in order to give the orange grotesque a justification to enact martial law. My only sadness is that, if real, the assailants didn’t finish the job.
August 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You might be the first person I’ve talked with who enjoyed the jump puzzles. :D
June 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I was a map designer on GW2, and I did a little bit of work on anniversary patches for GW1. I designed three of the eight dungeons, and all of the competitive PvP arena maps (along with countless other parts in the PvE world maps) as well as some of the WvW content.
June 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Glad you enjoyed GW2. It was definitely a labor of love on that project.
June 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I hope you are feeling better today!
April 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
They all need to be turned into fertilizer.
February 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Better WOKE than BROKE! :D
February 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Let them reap what they sowed.
February 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Yeah, it’s a very recent development. Very happy with the new gig! :-)
February 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM