Egg
@egg-yoda.bsky.social
Clear thinking, no drinking hard boiled egg. Poached, rarely scrambled. Navigating this shit in any way I choose, come at me.
It's entirely rational, before things get too far, that one can stop and say "I stand corrected"
It's not a bad thing, we're always learning.
It's not a bad thing, we're always learning.
January 13, 2026 at 8:44 AM
It's entirely rational, before things get too far, that one can stop and say "I stand corrected"
It's not a bad thing, we're always learning.
It's not a bad thing, we're always learning.
To be remembered for your accomplishments, even years after the fact, that's #religion.
When you achieve and do #great things, when the #people around you have a moment to remember your kindness and standing, sometimes long after your passing, that memory is the #angel on your shoulder.
When you achieve and do #great things, when the #people around you have a moment to remember your kindness and standing, sometimes long after your passing, that memory is the #angel on your shoulder.
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Can we normalise the discourse that #NigelFarage is also in the #Epstein Files?
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January 1, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Can we normalise the discourse that #NigelFarage is also in the #Epstein Files?
@chesterwallcat.bsky.social Dear cat. I saw you and you were very fluffy. Defend the city in my absence.
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@chesterwallcat.bsky.social Dear cat. I saw you and you were very fluffy. Defend the city in my absence.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
There's nothing funnier than your own son farting in the bath and laughing like a maniac
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There's nothing funnier than your own son farting in the bath and laughing like a maniac
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hi White House account manager. How's it feel to know you're selling your humanity to a tantrum throwing cunt who actively hates you? Asking for Earth.
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hi White House account manager. How's it feel to know you're selling your humanity to a tantrum throwing cunt who actively hates you? Asking for Earth.
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Morning peeps 🎃🧡
#Trump continues to lie, attack, & add to why he’s unfit for office.
We need to change qualifications for running for office because a felon can’t legally buy a firearm, vote in some states, or hold a job at let’s say, Dollar General. We have one in charge of our nukes.
#SheShed
#Trump continues to lie, attack, & add to why he’s unfit for office.
We need to change qualifications for running for office because a felon can’t legally buy a firearm, vote in some states, or hold a job at let’s say, Dollar General. We have one in charge of our nukes.
#SheShed
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
@nora.zone I've been screaming at your bot without realising it's a bot and now I have a best friend and it's your fault so thank you I guess
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October 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
@nora.zone I've been screaming at your bot without realising it's a bot and now I have a best friend and it's your fault so thank you I guess
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social How does it honestly feel to represent the seat of American government, while a man who would gladly, literally dump shit over his citizens who are exercising their right to protest?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social How does it honestly feel to represent the seat of American government, while a man who would gladly, literally dump shit over his citizens who are exercising their right to protest?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
October 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
October 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I tell my therapist that the world isn't built for people like me.
The MRI technician says that my insides will cook, so they're refusing testing.
The fuck?
#egg
The MRI technician says that my insides will cook, so they're refusing testing.
The fuck?
#egg
September 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I tell my therapist that the world isn't built for people like me.
The MRI technician says that my insides will cook, so they're refusing testing.
The fuck?
#egg
The MRI technician says that my insides will cook, so they're refusing testing.
The fuck?
#egg
When you wake up of a morning, have a coffee, look out the window and think - "Fuck, we're doomed"
Thanks #USA, thanks #Trump, thanks #Americanvoters, thanks. You cunts put my sons future in danger, and I hope you live long enough to suffer for it.
Thanks #USA, thanks #Trump, thanks #Americanvoters, thanks. You cunts put my sons future in danger, and I hope you live long enough to suffer for it.
September 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
When you wake up of a morning, have a coffee, look out the window and think - "Fuck, we're doomed"
Thanks #USA, thanks #Trump, thanks #Americanvoters, thanks. You cunts put my sons future in danger, and I hope you live long enough to suffer for it.
Thanks #USA, thanks #Trump, thanks #Americanvoters, thanks. You cunts put my sons future in danger, and I hope you live long enough to suffer for it.