Gary Sussex
@eggandbacon.bsky.social
Cats, politics and COYS
All opinions probably mine, unless they're clearly stupid and wrong, in which case they're definitely mine.
All opinions probably mine, unless they're clearly stupid and wrong, in which case they're definitely mine.
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Two seemingly contradictory facts about Coming On The Scene by Johnny & The Attractions: 1. Everyone I know who's heard it absolutely loves it & original copies go for up to £850; 2. Almost nothing has ever been written about it. I've been thinking about why that is. www.patreon.com/posts/it-cou...
It Could Have Been A Brilliant Career #2: Johnny & The Attractions | Pete Paphides
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November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Two seemingly contradictory facts about Coming On The Scene by Johnny & The Attractions: 1. Everyone I know who's heard it absolutely loves it & original copies go for up to £850; 2. Almost nothing has ever been written about it. I've been thinking about why that is. www.patreon.com/posts/it-cou...
A through ball Ole Ole!
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A through ball Ole Ole!
My cat looked a little unwell after cleaning his paws the other day. Vet tested him - turns out he's cat-toes intolerant
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I'll get me cat
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I'll get me cat
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
My cat looked a little unwell after cleaning his paws the other day. Vet tested him - turns out he's cat-toes intolerant
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I'll get me cat
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I'll get me cat
Might start Christmas Day this year with a little Ozempic snifter to take the edge off
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Might start Christmas Day this year with a little Ozempic snifter to take the edge off
WARNING: having missed the first half, I'm now on my way home to watch the second live. Apologies in advance for Everton's inevitable 5-goal turnaround
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
WARNING: having missed the first half, I'm now on my way home to watch the second live. Apologies in advance for Everton's inevitable 5-goal turnaround
Friday
a silhouette of a man pulling a sled in the snow with a national geographic logo in the corner
Alt: A silhouette of a man pulling a sled in the Antarctic (probably) with a national geographic logo in the corner. Golden Arches just out of shot
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October 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Friday
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EXCLUSIVE!!!! Frank’s team sheet for Sunday leaked! #ITK #leakyfranks
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
EXCLUSIVE!!!! Frank’s team sheet for Sunday leaked! #ITK #leakyfranks
I thought Marinakis was meant to be unpredictable?
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I thought Marinakis was meant to be unpredictable?
(International Edition)
A bout de Bollocks
Les Quatre Cents Bollocks
Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks!
My Big Fat Greek Bollocks
A bout de Bollocks
Les Quatre Cents Bollocks
Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks!
My Big Fat Greek Bollocks
Bollocks Now!
Empire Strikes Bollocks.
Bollocks & I.
Bollocks Actually.
Empire Strikes Bollocks.
Bollocks & I.
Bollocks Actually.
All The Presidents Bollocks
Dog Bollocks Afternoon
BollocksFace
Dog Bollocks Afternoon
BollocksFace
October 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
(International Edition)
A bout de Bollocks
Les Quatre Cents Bollocks
Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks!
My Big Fat Greek Bollocks
A bout de Bollocks
Les Quatre Cents Bollocks
Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks!
My Big Fat Greek Bollocks
Second week running for Vic
October 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Second week running for Vic
I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE BLOODY GAME
September 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE BLOODY GAME
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You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
What are the chances Milenkovic gets injured tonight?
September 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What are the chances Milenkovic gets injured tonight?
Cool! Is anyone else on a roll on LinkedIn or is it just me?
September 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Cool! Is anyone else on a roll on LinkedIn or is it just me?
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Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
David Squires on … Daniel Levy’s greatest hits at Tottenham Hotspur
Our cartoonist looks back at a departed hero’s memorable moments after his 25-year reign at Spurs
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September 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
INCOMING
a man in a suit stands on a soccer field
ALT: a man in a suit stands on a soccer field
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August 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
INCOMING
The Panenka's certainly a brave choice for a sudden-death penalty
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Panenka's certainly a brave choice for a sudden-death penalty
Had a lovely night out in the Unitary Authority watching Jerry Dammers (and others) DJing. Not enough rocksteady for my taste, but still a wonderful way to briefly forget that Everything Is Awful. Music, dancing and alcohol make a marvellous combination, don't they?
August 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Had a lovely night out in the Unitary Authority watching Jerry Dammers (and others) DJing. Not enough rocksteady for my taste, but still a wonderful way to briefly forget that Everything Is Awful. Music, dancing and alcohol make a marvellous combination, don't they?
Counterpoint: bring in *only* players who hate us and win them over with our happy-go-lucky charm and joie de vivre
Thomas Frank:
To be very, very clear, I don’t want any players that don’t want to come to the club. They don't want to come to the club, to wear this fantastic badge, we don’t want them here.
To be very, very clear, I don’t want any players that don’t want to come to the club. They don't want to come to the club, to wear this fantastic badge, we don’t want them here.
August 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Counterpoint: bring in *only* players who hate us and win them over with our happy-go-lucky charm and joie de vivre
Thought of this today for the first time in a while - Lamela's retirement stirred up old memories
Dele Alli animation share.google/cikPHugsDH7n...
Dele Alli animation share.google/cikPHugsDH7n...
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August 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Thought of this today for the first time in a while - Lamela's retirement stirred up old memories
Dele Alli animation share.google/cikPHugsDH7n...
Dele Alli animation share.google/cikPHugsDH7n...
