how in god’s name did this elderly person who took sleeping pills and fell asleep holding a lit cigarette catch on fire. it has to be a poltergeist, it’s the only possible explanation.

i said on r/maine that he has no real record of public service, and one of his stans informed me i was totally wrong about that because he has participated in an aquaculture research project.

babygirl u have no idea how many atrocities i haven’t committed due to my strong moral compass and ethical standards

i recently had the great idea to road trip through europe and then i remembered that driving in a foreign country where i don’t speak the language would be my own personal Bad Place

i also Loved denial is a river and nissan altima, radio stations are doing doechii such a disservice by glomming onto anxiety.

it’s such a fun synthesis of k-pop and western hyperpop. if nothing else, it turned me on to alice longyu gao.

another fun moment i had today: is this link just broken or did the regime decide that the marine mammal protection act is ‘woke’ and scrub it from the noaa website

i saw a bit of the head of the ntsb talking about that bridge collapse in baltimore. is there an actual threat to public safety that needs to be solved or is the regime just trying to punish the mayor for being black? who the fuck knows!