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me: i will not turn boys into dogs
HIGHLY DOGABLE BOY: hi
me: hmm
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im not allowed to talk about the button that will scolipede you due to a non disclosure agreement but basically it Does
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you don’t have to ask “is this slime girl a type of bug” no one needs to ask, you know in your heart deep down she Always Is
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the camera bird in gensokyo found out about this and now there’s some compromising pics of me at the bottom of a staircase floating around the flying girl scene
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i don’t enjoy the scenery or go “on a hike@” i go to the location and fall down 200 stairs. and the busty harpy flying over points and laughs at me and takes pictures to show all her friends
eggbug.bsky.social
i don’t enjoy the scenery or go “on a hike@” i go to the location and fall down 200 stairs. and the busty harpy flying over points and laughs at me and takes pictures to show all her friends
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“are there any maids that are not venomous” I’m gonna stop you right there kid so get ready when i say this: every maid is going to kill you
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my boss is a hot werewolf now
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about to handle this meeting the ol cia handshake way, one’s got e gel the other t gel and We’re just gonna have to see what this does
eggbug.bsky.social
about to handle this meeting the ol cia handshake way, one’s got e gel the other t gel and We’re just gonna have to see what this does
eggbug.bsky.social
stop touching fluffy tail, corporate is going to flatten me to pancake when they see thjis shit..
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no one use the chubby mom laser until we find out why. Why it keeps giving the moms big fluffy tails
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no one use the chubby mom laser until we find out why. Why it keeps giving the moms big fluffy tails
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im sorry our giant 2fort server that has gained sentience does not know right from wrong, it grants 5fps framerate to its chosen victims without reason
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surgery that permanently turns you into this minibot pet cam and there’s no reversing it ur a tiny rolling thing with big round eyes forever
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the big sphere is your friend pls pay no mind to the molecular distortion now building around it
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“you are being manipulated by the machine’s psychological warfare” u are just mad the androgynous death bot with epic claw feet picked me and not u
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there’s actually no reason to be scared of the giant robot’s big huge glowing orb that’s floating over her and getting larger, you need to stand still and stare directly at it. for her sake
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new hip trend known as forcemech where i will mech you + you will be sent into deep space with no chance of returning home + a red zaku will be lasering your cockpit most evenings

very popular with the earthlings these days
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conor oberst cant run forever
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somwtimes i enter band sweepstakes for bands I haven’t listen to in a decade because i want to go backstage and convince one of them to put on a kigurumi mask. and unlock something new within them
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ran yakumo doing that tails swirling thing tails the fox does but her fluff is basically an industrial fan and weapon
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every day i remember how rivers weezer cuomo silenced the bot that ran his twitter because she spoke the truth and I believe there should be no peace for him on this earth
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beautiful the way life intended
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expanding the maid shrimp territory into that lobster from love live and blahaj
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trying hard to get the plush clothing maker world to see my vision of maid outfits for giant plush shrimp
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trying hard to get the plush clothing maker world to see my vision of maid outfits for giant plush shrimp
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*walks up to driver* why is this sire’s legs so stupid round
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race car drivers should start naming their cars like race horses and it would really up the game for car sports everywhere I think
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race car drivers should start naming their cars like race horses and it would really up the game for car sports everywhere I think
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dont worry the mom horse will hurt you. and she will nurse you back to health. and she will go win this race and repeat the cycle. this is crucial to her training