Egg Farmer
@eggfarmer.bsky.social
Primary Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Mike Johnson never knows anything, apparently. Kind of a waste of time asking that weasel anything.
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Mike Johnson never knows anything, apparently. Kind of a waste of time asking that weasel anything.
Violence and war are the meat and potatoes of autocrats. Terrorist attacks are a win for goobers like Bibi, Putin, Bush-Dick.
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Violence and war are the meat and potatoes of autocrats. Terrorist attacks are a win for goobers like Bibi, Putin, Bush-Dick.
It’s almost like Epstein associates are too distracted to do good work.
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It’s almost like Epstein associates are too distracted to do good work.
With ideas like deez, Eye could bee a writer to!
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
With ideas like deez, Eye could bee a writer to!
How do kids afford stocks?
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
How do kids afford stocks?
I’ll store it in my 4 car garage! It’s fun!
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ll store it in my 4 car garage! It’s fun!
I see no Epstein headlines today. It’s working.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I see no Epstein headlines today. It’s working.
Where’s the couch?
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Where’s the couch?
“Not fair! I want a war too!” -DJT on Venezuela
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
“Not fair! I want a war too!” -DJT on Venezuela
This man hates women
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This man hates women
I’m new to Bluesky. This is my first troll encounter! Very sweet and kinda quaint.
Funny to see an Eastern European or Russian pretend to be Texan. This could be a whole comedy premise.
Funny to see an Eastern European or Russian pretend to be Texan. This could be a whole comedy premise.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m new to Bluesky. This is my first troll encounter! Very sweet and kinda quaint.
Funny to see an Eastern European or Russian pretend to be Texan. This could be a whole comedy premise.
Funny to see an Eastern European or Russian pretend to be Texan. This could be a whole comedy premise.
Israel’s response:
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Israel’s response:
Got me!
All of them! Nah, I was sarcastically referring to the AZ Cardinals. According to my buddy who lived down there, people love to vacation in AZ in the winter and pair it with a game. This brings in a lot of visiting fans to the home games.
It’s a rad joke, I swear.
All of them! Nah, I was sarcastically referring to the AZ Cardinals. According to my buddy who lived down there, people love to vacation in AZ in the winter and pair it with a game. This brings in a lot of visiting fans to the home games.
It’s a rad joke, I swear.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Got me!
All of them! Nah, I was sarcastically referring to the AZ Cardinals. According to my buddy who lived down there, people love to vacation in AZ in the winter and pair it with a game. This brings in a lot of visiting fans to the home games.
It’s a rad joke, I swear.
All of them! Nah, I was sarcastically referring to the AZ Cardinals. According to my buddy who lived down there, people love to vacation in AZ in the winter and pair it with a game. This brings in a lot of visiting fans to the home games.
It’s a rad joke, I swear.
Unfortunately for the police, this perv looks like every 40yr old+ in rural America. Seriously looks like my neighbor (who works at a kids jail).
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Unfortunately for the police, this perv looks like every 40yr old+ in rural America. Seriously looks like my neighbor (who works at a kids jail).
Good point. My initial thought was, in the world of sports, being undefeated is an important context clue. Makes me think that people could have known for as long as that team was winning. A losing coach would have been fired immediately. Gross stuff either way!
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Good point. My initial thought was, in the world of sports, being undefeated is an important context clue. Makes me think that people could have known for as long as that team was winning. A losing coach would have been fired immediately. Gross stuff either way!
In the gross world of sports, an undefeated coach gets away with more than a losing coach. Makes you wonder if there was prior knowledge.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
In the gross world of sports, an undefeated coach gets away with more than a losing coach. Makes you wonder if there was prior knowledge.
Cardinal fans are way more intimidating.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Cardinal fans are way more intimidating.
Mueller is still sleeping
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Mueller is still sleeping
Just pouring alcohol on the fire
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just pouring alcohol on the fire
He had to get the ankle monitor ripped off a day before sentencing! I’ll think of a reason later.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He had to get the ankle monitor ripped off a day before sentencing! I’ll think of a reason later.
I lucked out with Peterson, Rogan and Bill Maher. I have always just tuned them out. However, I feel like Joe Rogans fake curious voice really dupes men. Could have made a great interrogator or narc.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I lucked out with Peterson, Rogan and Bill Maher. I have always just tuned them out. However, I feel like Joe Rogans fake curious voice really dupes men. Could have made a great interrogator or narc.