when your face is the colour and texture of a frog and your hand is intensely white and bruised, you know what they say: nothing wrong here!

the people are desperate for edible gluten free food. i hope that with my substantial donation to a local cafe they can finally make some one day

it actually cost more than that because of the fancy bread

there appears to be precisely 0 market for simply making normal human clothes but slightly larger. sorry, the only shirt we have above a 2xl is this tshirt of stewie griffin and deadpool star wars stranger things motorcycle club. also fuck you

i got a notification this morning asking me to verify my age so... hopefully they don't ban me lol

i’m sorry for burdening you with this