《 𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐠𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧 》 『 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙰𝚕𝚕 』
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✏️ MadeMaid | 27
"Hrm? No, a trick of the light. Don't let ghosts take your mind off what is important."
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"Hrm? No, a trick of the light. Don't let ghosts take your mind off what is important."
Reposted by 《 𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐠𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐧 》 『 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙰𝚕𝚕 』
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"It would be very funny if you ran into this spike wall. Please do it."
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"It would be very funny if you ran into this spike wall. Please do it."
|| what if i make a ganondorf instead?
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
|| what if i make a ganondorf instead?
"THERE WE GO! The Egg Spear! Now that's a thought with some chest hair!"
giant spear
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"In hindsight, maybe building another Death Egg is a bad idea."
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"THERE WE GO! The Egg Spear! Now that's a thought with some chest hair!"
"In hindsight, maybe building another Death Egg is a bad idea."
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"In hindsight, maybe building another Death Egg is a bad idea."
"Look at all these freaks getting all lovey-dovey. Why not... hm, yes! Ahah! I have just the solution..."
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"Look at all these freaks getting all lovey-dovey. Why not... hm, yes! Ahah! I have just the solution..."
"Oh, wow. I sneezed. How is that my fault?"
He grumbles. Those were meant for next week.
He grumbles. Those were meant for next week.
He pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs. Deeply.
"I miss when he was in the void."
"I miss when he was in the void."
Achoo— !!
Oops. He pressed the button that let out dozens of flying, buzzing drones into the city.
Oops. He pressed the button that let out dozens of flying, buzzing drones into the city.
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"Oh, wow. I sneezed. How is that my fault?"
He grumbles. Those were meant for next week.
He grumbles. Those were meant for next week.
Achoo— !!
Oops. He pressed the button that let out dozens of flying, buzzing drones into the city.
Oops. He pressed the button that let out dozens of flying, buzzing drones into the city.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Achoo— !!
Oops. He pressed the button that let out dozens of flying, buzzing drones into the city.
Oops. He pressed the button that let out dozens of flying, buzzing drones into the city.
"You're not as funny as you think you are."
"Do you even have anyone willing to go in the first place...?"
"Do NOT come to my Empire this holiday.
I am not joking."
I am not joking."
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"You're not as funny as you think you are."
"I meant those pesky furballs you're meant to be crushing..."
"Not even me ? How cruel."
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"I meant those pesky furballs you're meant to be crushing..."
"Do NOT come to my Empire this holiday.
I am not joking."
I am not joking."
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Do NOT come to my Empire this holiday.
I am not joking."
I am not joking."
"Because I have prepared incentives this time around!
Now, shoo! Get lost! I have work to do."
Now, shoo! Get lost! I have work to do."
. . . Why would I do you that kindness? , he comes once a year, we have to deal with you ALL YEAR, including on Christmas! . . .
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"Because I have prepared incentives this time around!
Now, shoo! Get lost! I have work to do."
Now, shoo! Get lost! I have work to do."
"Not to get sappy, because I'm not, but I hardly remember my parents, and my grandfather was even more of a madman than I!
So, I will excuse myself and prepare to utterly crush you under your own weight...
Oops! Spoilers!"
So, I will excuse myself and prepare to utterly crush you under your own weight...
Oops! Spoilers!"
"No wonder you're so evil. You probably haven't ever gotten a Christmas present!"
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Not to get sappy, because I'm not, but I hardly remember my parents, and my grandfather was even more of a madman than I!
So, I will excuse myself and prepare to utterly crush you under your own weight...
Oops! Spoilers!"
So, I will excuse myself and prepare to utterly crush you under your own weight...
Oops! Spoilers!"
"Don't get me wrong. I'M the one who hates the concept of a magical homeless man delivering joy.
Who does that? Bah, it doesn't matter. Leave me alone this Christmas!"
Who does that? Bah, it doesn't matter. Leave me alone this Christmas!"
"Jeez, does your entire family hate Santa or something? I mean....Metal probably does."
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Don't get me wrong. I'M the one who hates the concept of a magical homeless man delivering joy.
Who does that? Bah, it doesn't matter. Leave me alone this Christmas!"
Who does that? Bah, it doesn't matter. Leave me alone this Christmas!"
"Then tell that flying homeless man not to bother coming near my Empire."
. . . if you shoot Santa i shoot you Eggman . . .
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Then tell that flying homeless man not to bother coming near my Empire."
"I said IF he flies over! It's called a warning— Well, it's really just a threat, but my point stands! Do not come on Christmas day!
I'll be spending it with MY family! Hrm!"
I'll be spending it with MY family! Hrm!"
"It's like you're asking for the multiverse to come down on you! I'll assume that this year's Christmas Party will be at your place this year! It's sure to be a bang!"
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"I said IF he flies over! It's called a warning— Well, it's really just a threat, but my point stands! Do not come on Christmas day!
I'll be spending it with MY family! Hrm!"
I'll be spending it with MY family! Hrm!"
"I have literally nothing planned for any holiday hijinks. Rest on your laurels, rat.
I promised Sage a christmas morning."
I promised Sage a christmas morning."
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"I have literally nothing planned for any holiday hijinks. Rest on your laurels, rat.
I promised Sage a christmas morning."
I promised Sage a christmas morning."
Bah Humbug!!!!
That’s fine. Coal delivery doesn’t require my involvement and get magically transported to your stockings.
With love,
Santa ❤️
With love,
Santa ❤️
The first sight of that sleigh and it will be shot down. Do NOT fly over Eggmanland.
It will be ON SIGHT.
It will be ON SIGHT.
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Bah Humbug!!!!
"I'm shooting Santa down come Christmas day."
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"I'm shooting Santa down come Christmas day."
The first sight of that sleigh and it will be shot down. Do NOT fly over Eggmanland.
It will be ON SIGHT.
It will be ON SIGHT.
Instant Naughty List.
His roboticizer is back up and ready.
Who's the first one in?
Who's the first one in?
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The first sight of that sleigh and it will be shot down. Do NOT fly over Eggmanland.
It will be ON SIGHT.
It will be ON SIGHT.
His roboticizer is back up and ready.
Who's the first one in?
Who's the first one in?
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
His roboticizer is back up and ready.
Who's the first one in?
Who's the first one in?
"Happy meals? What's this about consumerism?"
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Happy meals? What's this about consumerism?"