Eggnog
@eggnog4hire.bsky.social
29 year old bear trying to make his way through life. Former League player turned Rivals player. Wouldn't mind sharing a drink with ya ;). Endless libido. 18+ ONLY
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Another year another post to remind me I should play more of my steam library before I inevitably forget and get sucked into one game only. Last year I played a lot of larger games as well as getting sucked into the live service loop that is Marvel Rivals. That being said I'll still be playing that.
Current games in rotation:
-Elden Ring Nightreign
-Expedition 33 Thank you update
-Dispatch (second playthrough for achievements)
-Neon White (Just the level rushes)
-Dragon Ball Sparking Zero (Only online achievement left)
-The Roottrees are Dead (On Roottreemania)
-Elden Ring Nightreign
-Expedition 33 Thank you update
-Dispatch (second playthrough for achievements)
-Neon White (Just the level rushes)
-Dragon Ball Sparking Zero (Only online achievement left)
-The Roottrees are Dead (On Roottreemania)
January 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Current games in rotation:
-Elden Ring Nightreign
-Expedition 33 Thank you update
-Dispatch (second playthrough for achievements)
-Neon White (Just the level rushes)
-Dragon Ball Sparking Zero (Only online achievement left)
-The Roottrees are Dead (On Roottreemania)
-Elden Ring Nightreign
-Expedition 33 Thank you update
-Dispatch (second playthrough for achievements)
-Neon White (Just the level rushes)
-Dragon Ball Sparking Zero (Only online achievement left)
-The Roottrees are Dead (On Roottreemania)
Another year another post to remind me I should play more of my steam library before I inevitably forget and get sucked into one game only. Last year I played a lot of larger games as well as getting sucked into the live service loop that is Marvel Rivals. That being said I'll still be playing that.
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Another year another post to remind me I should play more of my steam library before I inevitably forget and get sucked into one game only. Last year I played a lot of larger games as well as getting sucked into the live service loop that is Marvel Rivals. That being said I'll still be playing that.
Hot pot date with the boy @standardsimian.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hot pot date with the boy @standardsimian.bsky.social
Just bought some jockstraps for the first time yesterday. Im excited to get to use them really soon~
October 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just bought some jockstraps for the first time yesterday. Im excited to get to use them really soon~
I've been bouncing between a couple of different games and Grinding Rivals, but I finally got all achievements in another game in the steam backlog. I'll post about it when I finish up NG+. Some things deserve to be properly put to rest.
September 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I've been bouncing between a couple of different games and Grinding Rivals, but I finally got all achievements in another game in the steam backlog. I'll post about it when I finish up NG+. Some things deserve to be properly put to rest.
Time to spill some ink
July 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Time to spill some ink
Last night, after 180 hours of playing, I managed to finish the seamless coop run of Elden Ring I was doing with a friend. No more Elden Ring for a while. Only Nightreign now.
June 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Last night, after 180 hours of playing, I managed to finish the seamless coop run of Elden Ring I was doing with a friend. No more Elden Ring for a while. Only Nightreign now.
I really wanted to be happier this year
June 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I really wanted to be happier this year
Equilibrious Beast got me acting unwise. Im just saying if he were to ask me if I would like to live deliciously who am I to say no.
June 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Equilibrious Beast got me acting unwise. Im just saying if he were to ask me if I would like to live deliciously who am I to say no.
In my never-ending spiral of insanity I have now defeated Malenia without using healing flasks with just a Claymore.
June 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
In my never-ending spiral of insanity I have now defeated Malenia without using healing flasks with just a Claymore.
I have two modes. The most affectionate bear you'll ever see. Or an insatiable horny beast~
May 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I have two modes. The most affectionate bear you'll ever see. Or an insatiable horny beast~
Well, had to pull a game out of the completed file since it had a massive update. Just finished up all the content in the Year of the Crab update for Another Crabs Treasure, including a full NG+ run, a completed museum (bestiary), and all boss rushes. Back on the shelf you go crab game.
May 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Well, had to pull a game out of the completed file since it had a massive update. Just finished up all the content in the Year of the Crab update for Another Crabs Treasure, including a full NG+ run, a completed museum (bestiary), and all boss rushes. Back on the shelf you go crab game.
Who wants to come snuggle up with this warm bear~
April 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Who wants to come snuggle up with this warm bear~
Well content update to Another Crab's Treasure added more achievements. Even more of a reason to hop back in. Gotta get my perfect game badge back.
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Well content update to Another Crab's Treasure added more achievements. Even more of a reason to hop back in. Gotta get my perfect game badge back.
Trying to find the will to keep myself motivated in things lately. Rivals has been a really fun experience but I have to try and get back to other game completions. I need to just sit down one night and commit to a game.
April 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Trying to find the will to keep myself motivated in things lately. Rivals has been a really fun experience but I have to try and get back to other game completions. I need to just sit down one night and commit to a game.
Tried out the Elden Ring Boss Arena mod. 22 more hours off my life sunk into the game to sate my damaged ego of mimic tearing on Consort Radahn. Finally solo'd that bastard after another 3 hours or so of attempts. Maybe I'll run the mod with each weapon type if I'm feeling insane. High probability.
February 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Tried out the Elden Ring Boss Arena mod. 22 more hours off my life sunk into the game to sate my damaged ego of mimic tearing on Consort Radahn. Finally solo'd that bastard after another 3 hours or so of attempts. Maybe I'll run the mod with each weapon type if I'm feeling insane. High probability.
Figured I'd post about my total completions on Steam so far now that I've hit somewhat of a milestone. 30/300 done. A whole 10%. A completion for me is all steam achievements unless a game doesn't have those in which case I try to 100% all the content in the game as is.
January 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Figured I'd post about my total completions on Steam so far now that I've hit somewhat of a milestone. 30/300 done. A whole 10%. A completion for me is all steam achievements unless a game doesn't have those in which case I try to 100% all the content in the game as is.
One of my big goals this year is to get through my infinite steam backlog and as motivation I wanna post about each game that I do end up completing.
January 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
One of my big goals this year is to get through my infinite steam backlog and as motivation I wanna post about each game that I do end up completing.
It hurts a lot to think that I'll never be enough. It's an anchor that will weigh me down for so long. The people around me make me feel like that anchor is weightless. I love you all so much. Thank you for everything!
December 17, 2024 at 7:22 AM
It hurts a lot to think that I'll never be enough. It's an anchor that will weigh me down for so long. The people around me make me feel like that anchor is weightless. I love you all so much. Thank you for everything!
Hot take, hickeys are for pussies. Bite marks are where it's at~
December 9, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Hot take, hickeys are for pussies. Bite marks are where it's at~
Finally landed. I'm so done with flying haha.
December 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Finally landed. I'm so done with flying haha.
I just love how nice the Seattle airport looks on the inside. It just has such a striking visual appeal to me.
December 8, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I just love how nice the Seattle airport looks on the inside. It just has such a striking visual appeal to me.
Well first flight down. Just gotta make it through the two hour layover now.
December 8, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Well first flight down. Just gotta make it through the two hour layover now.
Finally time. Just gotta wait for my flight now. Hope you're ready for me lads :p
December 8, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Finally time. Just gotta wait for my flight now. Hope you're ready for me lads :p
Thinking about that one night in college where I tried to get drunk off of only jello shots and ended up buzzed and bloated from jello.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Thinking about that one night in college where I tried to get drunk off of only jello shots and ended up buzzed and bloated from jello.