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eggoh.bsky.social
An Egg
@eggoh.bsky.social
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I’m here to be queer, bitch about things, and stream occasionally. Egg | 29| they/them | collector of gays and theys
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Jumpscared by myself scrolling through YouTube
A screenshot of an image posted on YouTube by the official Minecraft account. The caption of the image is “ARE YOU PICKING UP???” And the image is a mock incoming call on an iPhone. The incoming caller image is low Rez close up of a classic minecraft chicken, and the caller ID is “Notorious E.G.G” calling on mobile.
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I pray this is good and I like the voice of this YouTuber because, nice.
Screenshot of the title and length of a YouTube video. The video is called “A Quick Analysis of Fear & Hunger” by the YouTuber Dogma. It has 192k views, and was released 9 days ago. The length of the video is 7:16:35.
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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My son Will be beautiful….
Image of the inside of OP’s oven. There is a loaf of focaccia that has just been placed inside to bake. It has confit garlic, rosemary and parsley on top. It is beautifully dimpled, and sits in olive oil with some more olive oil on top. It’s in a cute translucent purple Pyrex 9x13 glass pan.
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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CANADIANS DONT FORGET TONIGHT IS MUNICIPAL ELECTIONS GO GO GO GO YOU HAVE UNTIL 8
Image saved from Snapchat of OP holding an “I voted!” Elections Calgary sticker with the caption “DON’T FORGET YOU HAVE UNTIL 8PM”
October 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I know hadestown has a 10/10 soundtrack overall, and there are many songs people would argue are better but this one will always grip me
Screenshot of Spotify. The song playing is Mitchell: Epic III (live) from hadestown preformed by the original cast
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Anyways I’m so good at platforming you guys
September 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Image of an old Dell desktop. While the monitor, keyboard and mouse all seem fine, the tower is bursting at the seams, with no front panel, and the other panels are held together with a few pathetic strips of electrical tape. You can clearly see inside is stuffed with messy wires and other electrical bits. This image was posted by OP with no comment, insinuating that it represents their current state of being.
September 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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For the record it’s this
Screenshot of Spotify now playing. The song is “Alone Again (Naturally)” by Gilbert O’Sullivan.
September 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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LIKE FORREAL WHAT THE HELLY
another angle of the night sky in GW2. no moon, but loads more stars, including two very bright ones that look like they're probably meant to be planets. the clouds are making a very cool formation around the probably planets.
September 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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honestly nothing will ever hit like the night sky in the Crystal Desert
screenshot of the MMORPG Guild Wars 2. OP's sylvari (plant person) character is on a Skyscale mount that has a moth skin on it thats dyed light blue and black. they are on top of a cliff. in the background there is a beautiful night sky, full moon in the center, loads of stars, and a mist like cloud cover making everything feel just a bit magical.
September 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The most important thing about a desk is a hot drink/cold drink set up.
Picture of part of OP’s desk. A glass of ice water sits beside a mug of hot chocolate, on a set of ZoSan coasters, sitting on top of the limited edition philza desk mat. There’s a tin from the Magnus Archives tarot fan project in the background, and a Root beer candy in frame as well, behind the mugs is a collection of critical role comic books, videogame art books that come with special editions, and a sticker book. Also a bag of off brand egg chocolates, a snacking staple.
September 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Oh Spotify serving me Vibes this morning
Screenshot of Spotify now playing. The song is Empire Ants by Gorillaz featuring Little Dragon, off of the album Plastic Beach
September 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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In terms of daft punk songs that aren’t entry level but still pretty universally easy listening, this song slaps so hard. Def in my top 10
Screenshot of Spotify now playing. The song is Instant Crush by Daft Punk featuring Julian Casablancas, off of the album Random Access Memories
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Today’s vibe
MSPaint stick figure drawing, of the format of the “are ya winning, son?” Meme. Left side has a stick figure at the door in a hat with a cigarette saying “are u okay bro?” Right side stick figure is kneeling, and is almost completely obscured by black scribbles taking up the whole rooms text reads “yeah I’m good, nothing a little nap can’t fix” (showing, clearly, bro is not good at all)
August 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Productive morning getting rid of all the old bananas in my freezer and making some tarts while watchin @ameliacaris.bsky.social stream :33
Picture OP took of the baking they did this morning. On a cooling rack there are 18 banana bread muffins and a small banana bread loaf. Beside it there are 12 raspberry tarts with chiffinade Cuban oregano on top.
July 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Weeeeeeeeee I’m riding on a raft disturbing your perfect water pressure weeeeeeeeeew
Image of the inside of the super kamiokande detector. There are two people inside, preforming some sort of work or maintenance, standing on a floating raft.
June 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Gurgles
Image of a rat holding a lit cigarette in a very human manner. It’s squinting and looks like it’s very resigned and mildly irritated. The caption on the image reads “so, the nightmare begins again’
June 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Why his ass so THICC
Screenshot from a panel of Hunter x Hunter chapter chapter 352. It’s a zoom in of the character Hisoka, from behind, his waist is tiny and his ass is thick.
June 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Me: there are so many more helicopters lately then usual…

Me today: that’s a really low military copter what the fuck……

The G7 Kananaskis summit:
A 3D rendering of a yellow emoji person, mostly shrouded in darkness. It’s side eyeing the camera with a neutral, sort of sander disappointed face, its floating hand down at its side.
June 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Cropped image of a historical painting - a man in the center of the frame is being stabbed in the top of the head by another person behind him, despite this, he has a half smile on his face and his eyes say “well, just another day”
June 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Resisting the urge to Just Go To Bed
Classic “are you winning, son?” Stick figure meme format. On the upper left side of the image: a stick person with a cigarette and a hat stands in an open doorway, smiling slightly. There’s text above them that says “Are u okay bro?” On the lower right side of an image, another stick figure kneels facing away from the first, drawn in a much more messy way. They are surrounded by messy black scribbles that radiate away from them, as though symbolizing a heavy atmosphere of some kind of negativity. There is text above them that speaks “yea im good, nothing a little nap can’t fix”
June 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I am so gotdamn fucking tired rn I just wanna go home order fast food and sleep,,, alas only stress and digging through the pantry waits for me
Low quality image of a cat in a vague white space that could be a bath tub, soaking wet, looking Very Sad and Very Mad and Very Resigned at the same time. A big red clip art arrow has been edited in to point at the cat. The image has some good crunch.
June 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR
Screenshot of Miles O'Brian from episode 4 : A Man Alone. He is looking at a secondary, episode only Character named Tosk, in a confused and curious manor. screenshot of the secondary, episode only character Tosk, from Deep Space 9 episode 4: A Man Alone. He is looking at O'Brian in a pleading, hopeful manor.
June 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Qrp with your flags

Eeyup
Image of the Agender flag. A light green center stripe framed by matching top and bottom white, grey, and black stripes. Image of the tricolour pink/yellow/light blue pansexual flag, with the polyamorous flag (true blue/red/black with the pi symbol in the center) imposed on top in a heart shape
June 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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It begins
Screenshot of the Spotify app, showing OP 50 seconds into the first episode of the podcast “Malevolent”
May 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM