is it a sustainable income? no!!! does it feel better than the mental gymnastics I was doing on the regular to feel like I wasn't selling out my ethics every day? yeah!!!!

but unlike most old people he has a beautiful black and white portrait of Anthony Bourdain as his lock screen that he likes to gaze lovingly upon

(he has a hearing aid he won't use)

✨bestie please get a grip before you infantilize yourself out of existence✨