liz
@eggwithlegs.bsky.social
i'm afraid of garbage disposals
🥚 30 y/o data analyst in atlanta
🥚 really into jokes, obscure media, and nonfiction
🥚 once had a twitter beef with azealia banks (azealia beef #392,821)
🥚 30 y/o data analyst in atlanta
🥚 really into jokes, obscure media, and nonfiction
🥚 once had a twitter beef with azealia banks (azealia beef #392,821)
it's been really warm this week, but everything is still very much dead, and it just feels very strange!
February 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
it's been really warm this week, but everything is still very much dead, and it just feels very strange!
i'm leaving work early today to be in the audience for family feud
January 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
i'm leaving work early today to be in the audience for family feud
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there is good in the world so long as there are good people
January 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
there is good in the world so long as there are good people
me and the blue bird! 😊
January 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
me and the blue bird! 😊
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"English is three languages in a trench coat" all languages are 3 languages in a trench coat
January 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"English is three languages in a trench coat" all languages are 3 languages in a trench coat
found out that a guy who likes me is a republican and told him I couldn't date him. please clap
January 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
found out that a guy who likes me is a republican and told him I couldn't date him. please clap
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I taught incarcerated firefighters who worked for criminally low wages. It's considered the best job in the prison, because you get to go out, do something valuable, and eat real food. It's also wildly dangerous, and they are given the worst jobs...literally pulling remains out of charred homes.
These teenagers and young men — 95% of whom are Black, Latinx, or Filipino — earn between $2.20 and $4 per hour, plus an additional $1 an hour when they’re actively fighting fires, according to the DJJ. ⤵️
In California, Incarcerated Teenagers Help Fight Wildfires
"You’re put in danger every time you’re on the fire line.”
www.teenvogue.com
January 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I taught incarcerated firefighters who worked for criminally low wages. It's considered the best job in the prison, because you get to go out, do something valuable, and eat real food. It's also wildly dangerous, and they are given the worst jobs...literally pulling remains out of charred homes.
went to the video rental place yesterday
January 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
went to the video rental place yesterday
I love those giant green avocados they grow in florida
December 2, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I love those giant green avocados they grow in florida
the number of safety pins in this dress is truly incredible
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
the number of safety pins in this dress is truly incredible
I once dated a literal clown who made a "comedy sketch" where he dropped a Big Mac in the toilet, fished it out, and ate it
November 22, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I once dated a literal clown who made a "comedy sketch" where he dropped a Big Mac in the toilet, fished it out, and ate it
keep thinking that my house is catching on fire, but it's just the furnace Making A Weird Smell
November 22, 2024 at 3:16 AM
keep thinking that my house is catching on fire, but it's just the furnace Making A Weird Smell
thinking about how I once made a guy watch a documentary about 1980s Hungary after we hooked up
November 15, 2024 at 4:02 AM
thinking about how I once made a guy watch a documentary about 1980s Hungary after we hooked up
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If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.
November 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM
If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.
Ate a piece of foccacia so soft that I started Believing In Things again
November 14, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Ate a piece of foccacia so soft that I started Believing In Things again
ok so this is not very cash money at all
November 6, 2024 at 4:00 AM
ok so this is not very cash money at all
I want to go to Berlin and shuffle to music so industrial that it sounds like a roll of quarters going through the washing machine
November 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I want to go to Berlin and shuffle to music so industrial that it sounds like a roll of quarters going through the washing machine
somehow more nervous about my crush than about election night. have I regressed to being 14? should I get back on anime forums and start roleplaying magical girls with my friends?
November 4, 2024 at 2:36 AM
somehow more nervous about my crush than about election night. have I regressed to being 14? should I get back on anime forums and start roleplaying magical girls with my friends?
going to ask for crying gas at the dentist tomorrow
November 4, 2024 at 2:33 AM
going to ask for crying gas at the dentist tomorrow
I think waiting for things to happen is one of the most frustrating parts of life
November 3, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I think waiting for things to happen is one of the most frustrating parts of life
things were better in my day, back when I could go home, turn on mtv, and watch a rapper bounce a quarter off a video vixen's ass
October 30, 2024 at 5:35 AM
things were better in my day, back when I could go home, turn on mtv, and watch a rapper bounce a quarter off a video vixen's ass
you never see guys doing the worm anymore :-(
October 30, 2024 at 12:56 AM
you never see guys doing the worm anymore :-(