Yesterday I taught our eight year old what Dave Matthews did in Chicago in 2004 and I'm pleased to report that "800 gallons of peepeepoopoo water," has become a common phrase in our home.

Hi bluesky.

I'm getting divorced and I wanted to say that somewhere.

Happy New Year.

I'm not gonna say you should go thrifting more often but also yesterday I bought an airplane food cart for $20 and it's going to give me dopamine for at least a few more days.

Sonic worker approaching my car: hel-
Me: I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT TO TIP ON THE APP CAN I SEND YOU FIVE DOLLARS ON VENMO?!
Her: [nervously]I have cash app?

Today at least nine of my coworkers stopped being my coworkers. They were told on Tuesday this would occur, their team would shrink from fifteen to six. Some of these six could come from other teams. I won't know which remain until Monday. (1/3)

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Look, I was really stoked when I discovered that Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? for the Super Nintendo didn't have a content filter but not as stoked as I was when I learned that one of the ranks in the game is Private Eye.

(Take 2. Leaving the first, though.)

@eggwolio.bsky.social look, I was really stoked when I discovered that Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? for the Super Nintendo didn't have a content filter but not as stoked as I was when I learned that one of the ranks in the game is Private Eye.

Here's some pictures of a 3DS that I paid Charles Martinet to deface. I'm interested to see him return in the Mario Multiverse movie.

Also, I do not like the idea of anyone else being Wario and think that's honestly the biggest loss here.

I was kinda excited about the new Atari console until I saw that it uses emulation instead of an FPGA. Hyperkin already gave us that with the Retron77. With a $130 price tag, there shouldn't be a list of compatible games, they should just all work.

When I say I'm having a night in with the boys, this is what I mean.

Finally a new social network. Joyous day.