see I have the opposite situation, my friend also has a tall cat and every time I see him I'm like holy fuck…………genevieve is Shrimp Sized

thank u for making one of these per year as the perfect “movie you can watch with your parents during the holiday week”

i still go insane every single time I look at this page. [grips twilight by the neck and hoists him in the air] You Are In Love With Her You Shit Idiot Fucking Fool

“Muppet Dracula with Deadly as Dracula” do u hear yourself. That’s a Gonzo role. The chickens are the brides. Get your head in the game.

“mj your friend’s baby is 2 months old she cannot even use books or toys or most objects in general” I KNOW but she WILL