I forgot my birth certificate, valid form of identification, proof of residence, university transcripts, TV license, dental records, CV, and my three references and now Greggs won't let me into the loo
August 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I forgot my birth certificate, valid form of identification, proof of residence, university transcripts, TV license, dental records, CV, and my three references and now Greggs won't let me into the loo
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My bereaved family: Can't believe he's gone. But now, with the power of technology, we can ask him what he thinks about current events
My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE
My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE
August 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My bereaved family: Can't believe he's gone. But now, with the power of technology, we can ask him what he thinks about current events
My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE
My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE
this fit would go so crazy
July 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
this fit would go so crazy
"A is for apple" you learn something new every day.
July 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"A is for apple" you learn something new every day.
“Clothes maketh man” - some dweeb who should have hit the gym
June 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“Clothes maketh man” - some dweeb who should have hit the gym
Can I sue if I find seeds in a “seedless” watermelon
June 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Can I sue if I find seeds in a “seedless” watermelon
If I buy a half gallon of milk, I always run out right when I need it most. If I buy a full gallon, it always spoils just before I need it most. They should sell a 3/4 gallon container of milk.
June 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If I buy a half gallon of milk, I always run out right when I need it most. If I buy a full gallon, it always spoils just before I need it most. They should sell a 3/4 gallon container of milk.
Bro did you seriously just use top of the keyway tension? 💀
June 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Bro did you seriously just use top of the keyway tension? 💀
No one uses “the exception that proves the rule” properly. Except me, I’m the exception that proves the rule.
May 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
No one uses “the exception that proves the rule” properly. Except me, I’m the exception that proves the rule.
Best part about rainy days? No cyclists
May 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Best part about rainy days? No cyclists
*Watching a sport I’ve never even heard of before* what was that call ref???
May 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
*Watching a sport I’ve never even heard of before* what was that call ref???
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"who is the best member of the Beatles" has two totally valid answers, a funny ironic answer, and then john
May 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"who is the best member of the Beatles" has two totally valid answers, a funny ironic answer, and then john
5 minutes into the movie I realized I don’t speak Cantonese
May 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
5 minutes into the movie I realized I don’t speak Cantonese
“Every white guy has a Kermit impression” that’s actually a very harmful stereotype,
May 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“Every white guy has a Kermit impression” that’s actually a very harmful stereotype,
It’s like brain on your wedding day
May 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It’s like brain on your wedding day
What is even the point of exercise? Your muscles will just stop aching in a few days anyway
May 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
What is even the point of exercise? Your muscles will just stop aching in a few days anyway
Glad we have invented a technology whose only practical applications are all incredibly evil and everyone is being pressured to use it as often as they can
the state of Twitter: you can reply to any image of a woman with a request to Grok to undress her to her underwear and it will comply and post the reply in thread: www.404media.co/elon-musks-g...
Elon Musk's Grok AI Will 'Remove Her Clothes' In Public, On X
Elon Musk’s AI bot is undressing women on X.
www.404media.co
May 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Glad we have invented a technology whose only practical applications are all incredibly evil and everyone is being pressured to use it as often as they can
I don’t like how the people taking photos at the met gala scream instructions at the celebrities
May 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I don’t like how the people taking photos at the met gala scream instructions at the celebrities
There was a British guy in a meeting today so I made sure to use all the biggest words I know and pronounce them right too
May 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
There was a British guy in a meeting today so I made sure to use all the biggest words I know and pronounce them right too
Tearing my hair out banging on the wall screaming “LET ME OUT” 5 seconds after they close the escape room door
May 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Tearing my hair out banging on the wall screaming “LET ME OUT” 5 seconds after they close the escape room door
fellas… which one you eating first 🫣
April 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
fellas… which one you eating first 🫣